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Ass Appreciation Day Since it's halloween and there are no real celebrations associated with
it (other than candy of course), I have decided to turn our halloween
into Ass Appreciation Day.
It doesn't really go with the theme of halloween but we all need a day
to appreciate the ass and reflect back on all the nice asses we have seen
in the past year. The ass is often overlooked and now its time to focus
just on the ass. So if you didn't already click the above link...look
at the asses.
Crazy People Remember a while back I wrote this story about the guy I know who got the Russian mail-order-bride and when she flew over and he found out she was fat and ugly he left her in the airport stranded with no money. Well, this time he went to Russia to meet a new girl and came back with another crazy story. He flew over to Russia to meet this super hot woman and to give the Russian government his visa so they could get everything okayed by them and then he will be able to bring her back within the next year. I don't know that much about Russia but they've got a shitty life over there. He said that almost everyone make about $50 dollars a month and everyone in her little town has to walk 6 miles to work and 6 miles back everyday thru a foot of snow with inadequate clothing, but he said all that walking gave her a tight ass body. Keep in mind that the woman and the people he was staying with over there didn't speak a word of English. They went out to a bar with several of her friends who he said were all very nice looking. The were having a good time until they heard a shot and a member of the band that was playing in the bar was shot in the forehead. The bullet came thru the window from outside where several guys from the mafia were pissed because the bar owner didn't pay them to protect the place. My friend knew what was going on and jumped to the floor and dragged a couple of the girls on top of him so they would shield him, pussy. After all the gunfire stopped he got up and saw that the bartender, owner, band members and several other people were dead. The dead people were hauled off and they resumed drinking at the bar. Crazy stuff. When these people go to the market to get food they buy milk in bags and a half a cow at a time. All the rest of their food is grown in their backyard. They have outhouses and live like people in the ghetto. Their sidewalks are 25 feet wide because everyone walks everywhere. The wealthy people make $200 dollars a month. We take so much for granted. He said that every woman he saw kissed him on the lips because they knew he was American and they wanted him to take them out of that place. At least now he will have a woman who is a hard worker and think he is
god. She can't speak English so she can't talk back, that could be a good
thing.
Daydream Believer I was wondering, what if a color that you think is that color is not really that color at all. Follow me here. Like the color red for instance, what if other people see that color as blue but they call it red because that is what they are taught it is. When they see blood maybe it is really blue in their eyes but they think of it as being red instead. There is no real way to check and see if we all see the same colors unless you have an eye and brain transplant which probably impossible. Did I lose you? I think I lost myself on that one. This is what I do, whenever I get bored I start daydreaming about weird ideas and about inventing stuff and about the physics of building something. A lot of this strange thinking is done when I'm trying to go to sleep. I can lay there for hours thinking about the life cycle of an insect or how electricity works or something else stupid and it's driving my crazy. I use the word "and" too often, and then, and then, no and then! Meanwhile back at the ranch, I found some more weird sites for you to
check out: These people want you to go to their sites. -Hunter Oct 16
Wishlist Well, Retnuh.com has reached it's first birthday. Woohoo!, I know. For the first birthday Retnuh.com would wish to receive a new Dodge Viper, Yamaha Raptor, one of those new Hummers, nudie pics of Britney Christina J.L.Hewitt K.Dunst and the Bush twins, a years supply of beer (365 six packs), lots of money of course (donations under $10K currently not accepted), and a new life. I think that sounds pretty fair, don't you? I've been getting more and more emails with people telling me that they like my "twisted humor". So what is "twisted humor"? I thought it was humor that was twisted, but what do I know. Twisted means An unexpected change in a process or a departure from a pattern, often producing a distortion or perversion and humor meaning a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter. You people are so deep. I saw on TV the other day where a woman was raped, beaten, shot in the head and run over by a truck and still got up and called 911. What a fighter. full story Wow, what a first anniversary update that was. ReallyNiceJerk - HoleInTheNet - LesbianTrainWreck - TheHole -Hunter Oct 9th
Full Of Cheese I've got these little kittens and I was wondering, what if I shaved all their hair off and made tiny little coats out of them and then put the coats back on the kittens. Wonder if they would look the same. hmmm I amused myself the other night at the gas station when I went up to the counter with a six pack and the guy said, do you want a bag? and I said, no thanks I've got one at home. hehe. I've got to use that one more often. This
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