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I had to call customer support today about my cd writer. Normally they treat you like a brainless idiot but this guy was actually nice to me. They're gonna send me a new cd writer because mine is fucked.
Nothing interesting has happened today at all. It has rained the whole day and I didn't feel like doing much of nothing. Apparently a cat has been on top of my jeep and poked holes all in the top and now my interior is soaked. Now I get to save up to buy a new $800 soft top for my jeep. Don't you just love cats. Maybe I'll add some porn tomorrow.
 -Hunter 11/28/01 6:25pm

Girls

Why do some girls need constant reassurance? I'm not talking about all girls just the majority. They ask questions like "Oh, I must be ugly, huh" and you have to answer "Nooo, you are very pretty" so that is a setup for their next question of "How pretty am I". She knows she is nice looking and just wants to hear you say it. I hate answering question like that. I just can't bring myself to saying stuff like "You are the prettiest girl I've ever seen and I should be lucky to be with you" I can't even re-read that last quote without shaking my head and saying it sarcastically . Even though it will make her feel better it somehow makes me feel small and inferior. Girls take note, guys do not like questions like the infamous "Does this make me look fat?". It's a no win situation and you wouldn't ask that if you didn't think it made you look fat, so you force us into a white lie. Nobody wins except you, sorta.
 -Hunter 1127/01 12:16pm

Terrorism

People who send email viruses should consider their selves terrorist and there should be no distinction between loss of life or loss of property and information. They are without a doubt terrorist and should be treated as terrorist. The people who send this stuff are probably kids who feel left out and shunned by society and want to piss off anyone they can to feel better about their selves. It's really sad. A couple of years ago I got into the hacking thing because it seemed interesting but I only hacked into friends computers to open and close their cd trays so we both could have a laugh. But this is an invasion of privacy with intent to harm or destroy personal property. You know who you are and there is always somebody bigger and badder than you, so sit down and shut up.
 -Hunter 11/26/01 10:52am

lOl

Funny stuff, check out this site. It's the drug slang translator. Go there and enter your favorite site (such as www.retnuh.com) and it translates the page into drug slang. Funny huh.
I got an email from Korea yesterday and had to translate it and it made no sense. So I was messing with the translator and wrote a small paragraph then translated it from English to Korean and then from Korean back to English. It makes no sense too. This is how it turned out:
   This, is the I why. e li Smallness it is not this to three this. This anyhow it reads and anyone the ability which goes round will not be. Fun it tried the fact that it calculates this at the outside have.

Oh yeah, last night at work I was propositioned for sex. For real. From people I've never met before. But the weird part is that it was from a couple. Yes, a man and a woman. They were very insistent that I come back to their hotel room, but that is a little off base for me. If it had of been two girls, maybe, but not some dude. If I were in a ménage a trois then I would have to start wearing robes and smoke a pipe or something. So I told them I would ask around at work and they said "well don't get anyone ugly, ok". I told the ugliest and most sexually repressed guy up there. LOL. He said he was going to their hotel room after work. HAHAHA
 -Hunter 11/24/01 12:15pm

Trippin

The tryptophan in the turkey is making me all sleepy. I guess you could say I'm trippin on tryptophan.
 
Last night I was chatting with this girl on ICQ and the next thing I know she is on her way over to my house. I was drunk and she was more than willing to take her clothes off. I'm thinking, why not? We finally got to sleep close to 4am and she had to get up at 6:30am to go to work. I woke up and walked her to the door and that was that. I wish that happened more often. I don't have a webcam, but if I did then all of you could have seen some boobies. Some big boobies. Does anyone have an old webcam they would like to donate to my "Touch Boobies Foundation"? email me retnuhh@yahoo.com
 -Hunter 11/22/01 3:48pm

Did You Get All That

So today I went to ______'s house and we ______ most of the day and _____ the rest of it. On the way home we saw a ______ and it ______, but that was ______. You know? I _____ when that happens.
     Are ya taking notes? Did you get all of that?

Actually, today I was driving my work truck and ran out of gas once and had to have the battery jump started 5 different times by 5 different vehicles and still didn't make it home until I had someone drive me here so I could pick up another battery. No lie. Today was frustrating to say the least.
 -Hunter 11/20/01 10:27pm

Help, I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up

I deliver pizza's on the weekend as a 2nd job. Well, tonight I delivered to a run down house with no outside lights on, no numbers and a place for a pad lock on the front door. I knock on the door and I hear boom and then some old lady yelling and moaning. I didn't know what to do so I knocked again while she was still yelling and she screamed come in. I was already scared that I might get robbed cause it didn't look like anyone lived in this house and I thought that this might be a setup for me to come in so they could jump me, but I had to see if this lady was ok so I opened the door and jumped back. I looked in and saw this old lady laying on the floor still yelling and moaning so I ran in to see what I could do to help her. I think she had a mild concussion but she wouldn't let me call an ambulance. It took several minutes to get her off the floor. She said that she would be alright. The only good thing about it was that she gave me phat tip.
Fact: Did you know that "TIP" is an acronym for To Insure Promptness.
 -Hunter 11/19/01 12:31am

Free Porn

Everyone loves free porn! So I added some down on the right. I'll try to update it every week or so. If you click on the links it should go without saying but don't click on the banners within the links, all it will lead to is spam. Click here to find out how to never see another pop-up again, make sure you check out the top link there. That's all for now.
 -Hunter 11/17/01 12:00pm

Smoke Out

Today is the National Smoke-Out Day, what? I thought a smoke out was when you got together and smoked a whole lot. Today for me will be the Out-Smoke day. I will try to out smoke anyone else...and I can do it.
 -Hunter 11/15/01 2:16pm

Genocide

We have been systematically killing off the cat population that resides on my front porch, by accident. Why do I have a cat? cause this cute girl came over with a kitten a few years ago and asked if I would take care of it and I couldn't say no to her. Long story short, I have a cat. Earlier this summer it had kittens and I picked out one that I liked the most, I always pick out the runt and be nice to it. When it was about 3 months old I accidentally ran over it and squished it's brains out of its eye socket. The mama cat had more kittens about 2 months ago and I picked out my favorite one this time too. Well, tonight on my way out, the one that I picked out as my favorite found it's way under the tire again, only this time I wasn't driving. Now I have somebody to blame. Damn you.
I had something else to say tonight but I forgot.
 -Hunter 11/14/01 11:51pm

Vandalism

The police just left my house. I had to call them because some fool keeps on hitting my mailbox. This has been going on for months. I chased one guy down the street last month but I lost him in a maze of streets. I wanna get one of those big lighted signs to put in my yard that says " If you hit my mailbox I will shoot you in the face". I hate having to fix my mailbox every week.
Wow, how exciting was that. I just know all of you will be glued to your monitors waiting for an update on the mailbox situation. HA
 -Hunter 11/13/01 7:47pm
                                          Cupfart    Analynn

Masturbation

It has come to my attention that a certain church (shall go nameless) has been preaching that masturbation is a homosexual act. I've never heard of this before. They say their religion believes that if you perform the act of masturbation upon yourself then you are having sex with your same gender thus making it a homosexual act. WTF? And then I bet they go home and masturbate themselves. Some of you out there right now probably have the same religious beliefs in your church but you just don't know it because your preacher only selects the stuff he wants to tell you about the religion. These people think it is wrong to masturbate also. I personally think that masturbating is healthy (as long as it doesn't consume your life) and encourage you to do so. What do you think?

Oh yeah, check out the 275 strange facts, lego porn and power cord sex I added on the left.
 -Hunter 11/11/01 12:59pm

NOMOGRASSTOMO

It looks like I'll have a lot more time to spend working on this site now since there's not much work to do in the landscaping bitness, but I still get paid for doing nothing.. hehe. I still have a night job, but it sucks. I want to get a job as an ISP's technical assistant answering the phone. You know, no ma'am the power button is on the front of the computer, please stop hitting the monitor. That would be fun, until your head explodes.

Would somebody please write me an email, this site has been up for about 2 weeks and I haven't received an email yet. At least one saying that you like or hate this site would be great. Finally some folks emailed me. Thanks. Everyone has been nice so far except for the virus I was sent. Retaliation is a bitch.
 retnuhh@yahoo.com

 -Hunter 11/09/01 4:17pm

Summers Gone

At the first of the summer I shaved my head, well about an 1/8in. tall. Now I have to let it grow out because it's so cold. I look like a fr34k. What's the point of cold weather? I don't get it. I've noticed that alot of people that have personal web sites are from up north where it's cold.  I guess they get used to staying inside during the long winter months. I don't know. I'd prefer 80°F all year round if there is such a place.

A guy I work with and play guitar with sometimes, Matt, made it into the wiffle ball hall of fame last year when he lived in Texas. He led the league in ejections. Here's the story.

My host will be down tomorrow, not exactly sure how long either. Their getting multiple OC-12's. Whatever that is, but it sound's fast. Maybe it will be working by tomorrow night.

 -Hunter 11/07/01 5.37pm

Some People

Tonight I called up some friends to see if they wanted to go eat sushi, cause I've been craving it all week and they said "ahh gross, what is that, fish eggs". You people should know what sushi is by now...some people. Nobody would go with me so I just had to get takeout. You have to understand that most of my friends wouldn't eat a vegetable if their lives depended on it. Being open minded is a good thing.

Back when I got my cd burner, it came with a blank cd-rw and when I read the back of the case it had a typo on it so I left it in the jewel case and plastic rap thinking that it might be worth something someday. Don't try scanning a jewel case with plastic rap on it, it doesn't come out right. Anyways here it is.

 -Hunter 11/06/01 9:07pm

Update

I added a funny pictures section over on the left. That's about the only thing productive I've done all day long. I've also got some funny shit around here that I need to scan, but I've been putting off going to work today as long as possible so when I get back I'll post some mo pics. If the funny pics section doesn't work email me and tell me. retnuhh@yahoo.com

 -Hunter 11/06/01 2:33pm

Hang Over

I'm 24 and have high blood pressure. yep 24, it sucks. The doctor put me on some new medicine to try and get my blood pressure down cause the last one didn't work. What he forgot to tell me is that alcohol doesn't react to this medicine in a nice way. I only drank a 6 pack Friday night and I was wasted. I got someone to drive me home and decided that some food might help this wear off. Man was that a bad idea. A little while later I felt a rumbling in my stomach, I knew this couldn't be good. I went outside and looked at the ground and there it all came back out of me. I was going to clean it up but my cats were licking it and that made me more sick just watching them so I went back in and went to bed. It's now 1am Sunday morning and I'm still drunk. What's up with that. I feel all kinds of shitty. I guess I need to change my medicine, but they gave me 3 months of it free and the stuff is so expensive. No more alcohol until I get new meds.

 -Hunter 11/04/01 1:20am

Mail Delivery

I just got my guitar in the mail from Marlboro. COOL. I saved up something like 2400 miles to get it and its pretty nice too. Before I opened the package it came in I sniffed the outside and licked the seems to check if there was anthrax on it...I'm still ok. For all the kids out there, smoking is good for you, you can get free stuff if you smoke enough... hahaha

 -Hunter 11/02/01 12.33pm

New Changes

I've made some changes here that you might not even notice unless you have anything other than 800x600 and IE. If the site looks all out of whack...sorry. If you haven't already seen this check out the 404 message I found, read the whole thing it's so funny. I think I'm gonna ad a webcam here sometime in the future. Not a streaming cam but one that refreshes every few second or so. I still haven't told anyone about this site yet, at least not to the masses. So you can say to your friends, "dude, I knew about that site when it was nothing" so you'll be cool. Nah not really, I don't have high expectations for retnuh.com, but it'll get better with time. I gotta go to work now. be back later

 -Hunter 11/01/01 4:33pm

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