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A town in California just sold for $1.77 million on ebay. I didn't know you could sell a whole city like that. Camel
toe, the movie More of those Home Movies Not exactly naked
elves
2002: Came, Put it's Clothes Back On And Left
Just as I get used to writing the year on my checks, it's time to change it again. Years ago, I used to count the days until Christmas but now it creeps up so fast you don't even have time to prepare. With all the anxiety and crap that goes on, it doesn't seem like what it used to be, but it always turns out great and everyone has a good time. Every year I tell my family not to get me anything but then a week before Christmas I get to thinking and make a huge list of stuff I want and end up getting it all, and then feeling bad because I was only thinking of myself and about how much money they spent on me. I'll get over it. My brother proposed to his girlfriend of 3 months on Christmas eve. Click here to read about that crap.
Adult Links: category "Home Movies" This
site has a bunch of nudie pics. (kinda slow)
I Don't Care What Your Momma Says, Christmas Time Is Heeere
I just did a search on google images looking for "funny porn" and guess what I found....a picture of ME. No joke. Click here to see, fourth row down on the left (may have to turn the filter off). I don't know if thats cool or if I should be insulted. Ever wonder what other people search for at search engines? The other day some girl sent me an email (thats enough to get me excited right there) with 2 pictures of her coochie. I'm serious. Just from the neck and waist down and from what I saw she looked nasty but so what, naked pics in my email, cool. She said that she lives close to me and gave a description of the area so I'm kinda scared of her if she knows where I live. The shitty part is that after I saved the pics and went back later to show some friends they were gone and I had deleted the email. I've spent hours and hours looking for them but I'm having no luck. One day they will show up or she'll send them again, hint hint, so I can post them here. Adult links time once again: [home movie] [home movie] [home movie] [home movie] Here's a huge thumbnail
gallery archive. Til next time
`Tis The Season To Be Drunk repost from last december titled "Halfpints for the homeless"
Do you honestly think a guy like this is really gonna appreciate a measly hot meal or a few canned goods? Hell, no! So give him something he really wants for Christmas. Cheap hooch. You may already have some at home. They won't mind if it's mostly backwash, they want whatever you can spare. We all know what these wretched, economically disadvantaged people want
for Christmas. So before you go throwing your money away to the perfume
counter for your girlfriend, stop by your local liquor store. Plunk down
$3, grab some rotgut, and give it to your neighborhood bum on the corner.
The light in their beady little bloodshot eyes will warm your heart. Trust
me. Here are a few sites I've been meaning to plug lately, or do you only
come here for the porn? That's what I thought. Just check'em out anyway. Ok on to the adult links.
Holiday Drivers ATTENTION HOLIDAY SHOPPERS: Please learn how to drive before you get out in the holiday traffic. There should be a stun gun attached to the seat belt of every car and everytime someone does something stupid while driving we can zap the hell out of them. Maybe that would teach people how to drive. If you are too old and don't know how to drive the speed limit, call a taxi or take a shuttle or you will be zapped too.
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Movin' On Up I've been productive lately. The funny pictures page has been changed and now has 17 pages of funny pics or random images. A random thoughts page has been added for stuff that is off subject or as the name implies...random thoughts. Winter is bittersweet for me. My job is seasonal, kinda like a school teacher is out for summer but I'm out of work during the winter. It's great to have a couple months a year off of work but I don't get paid as much thru the winter. Normally I have a weekend job or something else during the winter but not this year no no, I am full blown lazy this year. Do you call your ISP's tech support every time your internet is down? Sometimes I do just to piss them off, just to let them know I am here and if it goes down again I'm gonna call them right back. Like thats going to scare them or something. It must not work because it keeps going down all the time, or maybe they have caught on to me and are turning my connection on and off. Damn you. <visit> BeerorSex | Conformity | ReallyNiceCoochie </visit> Adult links:
Don't Grow Up... Grow Down I changed the colors around because this is the way I like it and because I can. If you want to change it back or to a different color, find it and change it. I know these prude people who have never done drugs or even drank a drop alcohol before. I know them thru family somehow. Anyway, these people are drug rep's who go around to doctors offices and tell them about new medicine and pass out free samples. This means that they can hook me up if I'm sick or something with free medicine. You will read below that during the holiday weekend I was injured and was up all night in pain. They were going to give me some prescription sleeping pills so I could at least sleep because they didn't have any pain pills but they wanted to watch me take the pills. They get here and tell me about their Ambien parties they have with their friends and family. Whats an Ambien party? Ambien are the prescription sleeping pills they have and apparently they get together with a group of non-druggies and non-drinkers and take these pills. They fight off the sleepiness, get high, and act like little kids. Is this not considered doing drugs? It sounds kinda strange to me but whatever I just want to go to sleep. So I take the pills and they sit and stair at me saying do you feel it, can you feel it yet, while they are on the edge of their seats. It's kinda like taking several xanax or valium and passing out but they acted like I was tripping on acid or something and were making faces and dancing around me and moving their arms around like I was going to hallucinate. I just wanted to go to sleep because I was still in pain. They were nice enough to give them to me so I was nice enough to go thru their crap. They finally let me sleep and I got some more pills so I may try them again without the freaks.
Thanksgiving was different this year. Apparently my family is thankful for me. This can only mean one thing, they want me to do something for them. I was given the chore of shoveling 10 tons (about 20,000 pounds) of gravel. Fun huh. In the process I dislocated my arm from my shoulder or did something to my rotator cuff, I really don't know because as soon as you get hurt everyone is a doctor and tries to diagnose you. All I know is it hurt bad and still hurts but I refuse to go to the doctor because all he will say is, yep it's gonna hurt for a while. No shit sherlock. So all thru this holiday I was laying down unable to move my left arm. The only good part is that I got to watch a bunch of football without interuption and got high with some freaks. The Pornstar Song -Hunter Dec 2
It's Turkey Time
It's freakin turkey day time already. The true American holiday where everyone gets fat (or fatter). They say that 50% of Americans are obese and the holiday season is not helping anything. Have you noticed that almost all people that are overweight say that it is a gland problem, yeah right. Something strange happened the other day. I opened my front door and a cat runs in and just lays down on the couch. I went to throw it out and noticed that it was my cat that ran away 6 months ago. It acts like nothing happened so I guess I've got another cat now. Have a go at the toboggan
run
Random Stuff Have you ever noticed that when you run into a bunch of extra money something happens that forces you to spend every single penny of it. Thats Murphy's Law working its magic. Not only can it happen but it will and don't ever think it won't. It's just sitting there waiting for the day and then bam, slaps you across the face and nuts on your chin, all you can say is damn. Remember a few years ago when those funky looking ergonomic chairs were all the rage? No me neither. Anyway, I went out and got one because they are cheap and to see if my back stops hurting. I don't think I'm using it correctly though. Look at the pics below and see.
The other night I had to catch a flying squirrel. If you want to read about that, click here. More
pics
for
the
pornoholic
in
you.
I
don't
mind,
I
like
finding
them
to
put
here
anyway.
Sometimes
its
easier
than
trying
to
have
real
content
and
some
people
like
it
better
I'm
sure.
Every
word
is
a
different
link.
That should keep you busy for at least a year.
Times They Are A Changin' Have you ever wanted to change the colors on this site (background & text colors)? I know I have. The red and orange are really getting to me. It's easy to change them now, just find the drop down menu on the left, select a color and click go. More color schemes will be added soon so try them all and check back for more until you find one you like and when you come back you will see the one you left with.
Twist and Shout I was almost sucked up by a tornado last night and nearly tonight too. Kind of exciting. It was heading right for my house when it curved away from me and then went back in the direction it was going. It took out a nursing home, a university and left lots of debris in its path. The last time we had a big tornado here it blew away a whole subdivision. I like extreme weather for some strange reason. I've secretly always wanted to be struck by lightning, up until I saw what it can do to you. I want to be one of those storm chaser guys in a van with satellites and stuff. I think it would be fun, especially being paid to drive around and look at the sky all day. I guess I should hold to my promise and post some porn.
You know you like
it. Boobs,
breast,
tits,
hooters,
funbags,
whatever
you call them. They are all the same
and are all different.
I just like looking
at them.
More Porn? Ever since I posted all those ass pics the other day the emails have been flooding my inbox with your approval. Apparently you guys like the porn. The porn is good. More porn I shall post. But before that, did you notice the top referrers box up there? Its there because all the other links are way down on the left and you can't see them if you just come here to check out the new update. The links page has changed also. Anyone who wants can put there banner there, newest entries are on the top. Might take a while to fill up. So as for the porn, hmm, everyone loves Aria because of those nice boobies. If you've seen all those before just look at the A-Z of who's who in porn. Do you think you can name those tits? Chrissy kind of has that Aria look too, and in these 1,2,3,4,5,6. Isn't Veronica the hottest, so exotic. Sometimes I like the blondes, other times brunettes, maybe even a milf. Or I try my luck at one of these sites and see what I get. Well that was fun. I think I'm a natural at this porn stuff so I guess
that will be the norm around here from now on. Look for updates to happen
more often. Oh and I almost forgot about the evil
and depressed
children.
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So
Christmas has come and gone and its just about time for a new year. Let's
look back on 2002 and see what happened to remember it by. 
Is
Christmas about giving or receiving? If forget these things. All I know
is that I'm getting this 
With
the Christmas Season fast approaching, it's time once again to think of
those less fortunate than ourselves. No, I'm not talking about the handicapped,
the Afghan children, or even the guys that empty old peoples drool bucket.
I'm talking about the homeless.
