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Archives: January - December - November - October - Home Easter Traditions The Easter traditions here are so boring. All you do is look for hidden Easter eggs for no real reason other than to show that you found them. Well listen to what they do in the Czech Republic. A few days before Easter all the boys take an extremely loud wooden rattle and walk all over the town making this loud noise. Then the day before Easter they go door to door early in the morning rattling until the people give them money. On Easter Sunday the boys make braided whips and the girls paint their Easter eggs. Here's the cool part, the following Monday all the boys take their braided whips and go into people's houses and whip every girl and woman in the house and then grab them and put them in cold water. Then the girl rewards the boys with a painted egg and puts a ribbon on his whip. The egg and ribbon part is now being replaced with a shot of whiskey instead. Sounds like fun to me!
Original poem by me: -Hunter March 29 Negativity I was mowing my yard the other day and saw an envelope in the ditch. Instead of just tossing it aside, my curiosity made me open it. It could have had anthrax in it, enough with the anthrax jokes already. What I found were film negatives. Again, my curiosity forced me to find out what was on them. So I held them up in front of my webcam and then made a negative of the negative film. Ingenious. It would have been cool if they were of a porn shoot or a murder scene but turns out that they were of some people getting drunk. Wanna see? 1,2,3,4. I had nothing better to tell you so I wrote a paragraph about pictures I found in my ditch. What is racecar spelled backwards. I just heard on the radio that you can now trade in a horse for a car. It's official that I live in a redneck town. This guy has roommates that have a big ass jeep like mine. I thought that was pretty cool. Can you find your light? Fuck me in the goat ass now has a new meaning.
Complete randomness once again. Spring Time Well it's officially spring. Like you didn't already know, but you know what that means. Me neither but it does mean that it's time for me to go back to my day job. Which means that I will be working days and some nights, which will cut into the updating of this site. Sucks huh. I will still update as often as I can and you probably won't notice anything has changed at all anyways. Last Saturday night nothing was really going on and we were just sitting around here drinking. It was kinda boring until I got pissed at something stupid and went crazy. I don't know what happened exactly but apparently I kicked a hole in the bathroom door and my knuckles are swollen from punching various objects around the house. I must have been really pissed to do something like that. I guess I need to limit my alcohol intake. "Don't shit where you eat my friend" -Hunter March 25 Useless Random Info I think I've figured out how porn sites work. If the pictures are shitty quality they are called amateurs. If the girls have weird looking round faces they are called Ukrainian. If the girls are ugly they are called Russian and if they are really ugly they are called Scandinavian. If the women are old they are called mature and if they are really old they are called teens. That about sums it up.
I got my first hate mail yesterday, cool. Well dude, if you think this site sucks why are you reading this right now? I even had somebody try to copy my site's layout and they forgot to delete where it says, copyright retnuh.com hahaha, busted big time.
<Plugs> Brendan has late breaking news.
How much more random could it be. Nothing New A
good rule of thumb: -Hunter March 20 Wanted: Dumb or Alive FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) - A nurse's aide hit a homeless man with her car, drove home with him stuck headfirst in her broken windshield and ignored his cries for help as he bled to death in her garage over the next two or three days, police say. Sounds like something a woman would do. She was even telling people about it at a party she attended later. I can see it now, some woman comes up to me at a party and says, Hey I just ran into some guy with my car and now he's stuck in my windshield, do you want to help me dispose of him? Knowing me I would probably help her because I would think she might want to hook up later. More strange news
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP)
-- A teenage girl hit in the head by a puck at an NHL game has died,
hospital officials said Tuesday.
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porn here(
-Hunter March 19 Nothing Par Tick You Lur I have noticed that some webmasters are offering to place other sites banners and buttons on their site for a small fee. That's crazy. So here's what I'm gonna do. You can have your banner on this site for the low low of only 1 million bucks per week...buaaahaha, and only 3 million for a month. I know what you're thinking, can this be true? I tell you it is my friend, it is. While searching for pictures of people with something stuck in their butt, I ran across these 1,2,3. It's sorta difficult to tell what they are doing but it looks like they are teaching these ladies how to properly take it in the rear.
If you haven't heard yet, Ajay is back from India with some crazy ass stories and some pictures you gotta see to believe.
::Local Fucked Up Weather::
Umm green puke is difficult to get out of the carpet. Virtuoso, I Think Not Since my internet has been down all day and I've been sitting here playing guitar, I figured I might as well try to connect my amp to the computer somehow. After a few minor adjustments I think I got it. The quality is not so great because I had to use the default windows recorder cause my internet is down and I couldn't download anything better. I had to use a shitty amp instead of my tube amp because there is no way to hook it up unless you use a mic and that would be to much work...I'm lazy. I've been thru tons of different playing styles and the only one that comes natural to me are the blues. I'm sure it's not your favorite type of music and if you're a hardcore metal fan, I can play that stuff too but I enjoy playing the blues more than anything. I had to convert them to .wma files instead of .mp3 because it sounded better and they should play in winamp or media player. The clips are nothing fancy, I just hit record and then posted them here so enough already check'em out. Crossroads - 1min - I like this one cause it's upbeat Little Wing - 37sec - My version of SRV's version of a Hendrix song While We Cry - 1min - A favorite KWS song that I like to play Start Up - 21sec - Something I made up and play every time I pick up the guitar to loosen up my fingers. I don't know why I recorded it.
If you hated those, email me and tell me
how bad I suck. Q's & no A's There are so many questions out there that never get answered. I sometimes sit and ponder why we can't find the right answers. Below are a few examples.
Why is the sky blue? With all the scientist in the world they should be able to at least give us answers that make some sense but they insist on giving us the run around on questions such as:
If vegetable oil comes from vegetables,
where does baby oil come from?
I don't think anybody knows the answers.
Not even me.
Are girls as horny as guys? Mindless Conformity knows the answer. Medical Marijuana
I ordered a pizza the other night and noticed this ad on the box. Do you see what I see? Here's an enhanced version to see it better. I guess sex sells even when you are talking about organ donation. Oh the pizza was from papa johns it was the new spinach pizza. It was ok. If you're up early subway has breakfast now, that means Jared is going to get fat again. Poor Jared. Working Hard or Hardly Working?
ReallyNiceJerk is
NotSoClear and you
AngryFucks =
MakesMeAngry
::In personal news:: I've spent a year and a half and 1500 bucks working on the steering on my Jeep and it's still messed up. I usually do all my own work on it and that might be the problem but I don't know about the geometry of steering components so I've taken it to every mechanic in town and either they refuse to work on it because it's been lifted or they're just some stupid redneck who I can't understand and just nod my head when they say something. I can't sell it because I've spent countless amount of hours working on it and plus it's paid for. It's an extension of my manhood.
Mental Ernie should get a kick out of that. Blank Man Some guys may be ass men, boob men or even leg men. Meaning that they like a certain body part a certain way on the girls they try and hook up with. Just like how some people prefer a certain hair color and so on...you know how it goes. Well apparently I'm a "lip" man and it's not like I set out looking at girls lips (sometimes) it's just that every girl I find attractive has nice full lips. Not the collagen over filled make noise when they talk lips either, just full lips. I know it may sound kind of strange but I bet it's the same with you and you just don't know it. I only realized this recently myself. So the next time you see a girl you find attractive look at her lips I bet you'll think...well damn those are some mighty fine lips. I've searched all over looking for pictures of full lips but I couldn't find any that proved my point. Yesterday I finally wrote something at Syndk8. Nobody has updated that site in almost a week and then as soon as I do 4 more people decide to also so mine got bumped to the bottom. Oh well. Since nobody wanted to click on the topsite buttons I took them down. So now there are just little bitty numbers over there. I didn't like all that blinking anyways.
This guy wants you to
click here. Social Drinking What is the meaning of social drinking? I've always thought that it meant that you were drinking because everybody else is and that it helped you to loosen up and relax a bit, but if you think about it if you are drinking because everybody else is and they are drinking because you are...who? what? that doesn't make any sense. And if you are drinking to loosen up...that is just an excuse for wanting to feel the effects of alcohol. There is only one purpose of alcohol and that is to either catch a buzz or to get shit faced. Avoiding the later is often difficult after you reach that certain point when you just say fuck it and start chugging and wake up the next morning and think, why the hell did I drink that 6 pack after I was already plastered. So stop kidding yourself and face the fact that your an alcoholic. Like me. I went thru AA twice before I was 18 and they told me that even if I never drank again I would be an alcoholic for the rest of me life. What a bunch of bull that is. I used to drink about 300 days a year but now I've cut back and can be labeled a binge drinker, so see I'm not an alcoholic you stupid AA people. Every Saturday and Sunday morning I wake up and tell myself that I am never drinking again. I wait an entire week just to start the process all over again. Now that you've figured out that you are an alcoholic what are you going to do? Your afraid to go to the club for fear that you might get another DUI. You always do crazy stuff in front of your friend(s) and not realize that if was stupid until the next day. Drinking alone would finalize your fate. All I can tell you is to find another addiction like porn, gambling or play with this repetitively. These pictures here are of me and my bedroom. They were taken about 2 years ago without my knowledge. I just found out about them last month. me passed out and the empties in my bedroom So in conclusion there is no such thing as social drinking -Hunter March 4 What If? What if this whole entire war against Afghanistan was pre-planned by the Taliban. What if they were running low on money and thought...Hey, lets kill some Americans, they will start a war against us and then they will give us hundreds of millions of dollars, that converts to 483080983098403202384 Afghanis, and then they will ask their children to send one dollar to the Afghan children. Or maybe they didn't have anything to do with the attack against America and said they did so they could go into hiding and allow us to bomb their cities so they could receive all that money from us. Nah, I'm probably wrong. It sounded a lot better when I was thinking about it.
Since that was stupid, here are some
optical illusion -Hunter March 3 |
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