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Zero Refills

WARNING: This site can and will cause serious mental retardation, especially if viewed during the first six months of reading E/N sites. Also known as the dumbing down effect.

USES: This site prevents certain brain functions from being used. Thus allowing extra space in the brain to be set aside for quality sites and spam emails.

HOW TO USE: This site may be read without regard to IQ, although a lower IQ or intoxication makes it seem much funnier than it really is. Read this site every day and at the same time each day, even if it is the same thing over and over it will eventually lower your IQ therefore making it seem better each time.

SIDE EFFECTS: Headache, nausea, and/or sore eyes may occur during the first several minutes as your eyes adjust to the painful colors. Unlikely, but report promptly if you develop: itchy mouse finger syndrome, a bad taste in your mouth, or porn withdrawals. Some conditions may worsen if the viewing of this site is abruptly stopped.

PRECAUTIONS: You must take into account the caliber of other sites you view and how this site may adversely affect your ability to distinguish between decent sites and wannabe's. You may want to be in a seated or lying position prior to viewing so if in fact you do get sick it will have a smaller distance to travel and as a result less splatter will occur. Limiting of alcohol intake may reduce said sickness.

OVERDOSE: These do not normally occur, but if you feel an overdose coming on you will need to click on a link leading away from this site. Do not worry because it will open in a new window and this site will still be accessible from the taskbar.

NOTE: Do not take this site seriously.

-Hunter July 29

I Feel Like A Number

Do you ever feel like a number? Ya know what I mean? How often are you asked for your number instead of your name. To many people you are just a number. It starts out with your social security number and you are told to memorize it because your name is not enough proof of who you are. Then you play sports and you are known as the number on your back. When you are old enough to drive they give you number, but before you can get your drivers license you have to give them your other numbers. Your car has numbers all over it that can be traced back to you and you have insurance on it with an account number. You have a bank account which gives you a number and it's on your checks and if you want money from your ATM card they have to get the numbers off of it and then you have to put in your password number. You probably have credit cards that have numbers on them and when you pay the bill you have to put all your numbers on the check including your account number, address number, telephone number with area code number, zip code number and sometimes a routing number. Number is a weird word by the way, num-ber, if you are more numb are you number. To many nick-numbers. If you go thru your wallet you are probably referred to by a dozen or so numbers. No telling how many numbers you are on the internet. You're given an IP number just getting on the internet. Hell, even this site is a number. So you're not who you thought you were after all, you are just a number like everyone else. So take a number, sit down and shut up. When your number is called or your number is up, sucks to be you. Well when you think about it, you are not just a number...you are a number, a dash, a number, a dash, and two more numbers.

Wow, what a downer. It's all gloomy here today so this is all I've got. It's better than nothing I guess.
-Hunter July23

Pretender | Biggheybear

Wha?

I went to my brother's restaurant the other day, he's the head chef, the place is all upscale and ritzy with everything so neat and perfect. Well I walk in the bathroom and expect it to be just as nice but what do I see, something straight out of a fecalpheliacs horror movie. Human shit was smeared all over the walls and floor and a pile of clothes covered in it were lying of the floor. Talk about an odor. As I was running out a guy was about to go in and I told him about the horrendous scene that his virginal eyes were about to witness. He explained that his handicapped son had made the mess and he was about to try to clean it up. Eww. Who in their right mind talks about shit they saw in a bathroom. Not me!

To take your mind off of that look at these enormous boobies...

Big'uns BIg'uns
Big'uns Big'uns

::News on other sites::
Apparently Ajayonline and Nethitters have merged into an extreme posting conglomerate. Both guys bring great stuff to the table so it should be a huge success. The site Gimps is new to me and has porn, so I like it. Crazyass13 those huge ass updates. The guy from lesbiantrainwreck(no link) IM'ed me and asked for a link, tried to piss me off by insulting me and then basically begged for a link. No thank you. Well, that is as deep as I got into the sites tonight. I did get this strange email though, you may have gotten it too, talking about society and fake people. I followed up on it and found their site eternal ambition, weird stuff. There are just too many people that live in their own little world. Hey, stop looking at me that way.
-Hunter July 17

You're Hot!

It's so hot out that sometimes it seems that it might as well be raining because your clothes get soaked as soon as you step outside. I've ripped the collar off a few shirts while trying to take it off because they get stuck to me. I'm a shorts and t-shirt type of guy, especially when it's scorching, so I feel sorry for the people that have to wear clothes that meet the dress code at their work. I'm sorry but I couldn't do it. I think that I'm somewhat of a nonconformist, to an extent. Well maybe not but I try.

I went to the Tennessee river last weekend. We went to the part called Kentucky lake but it's a river and in Tennessee. Dumb rednecks. There were these 2 guys with a ski boat, one of them was in the water behind the boat holding on to it when the other one didn't realize it and cranked the engine. The guy in the water got his pecker and nuts cut off and one leg was barely hanging on. Pretty gruesome. I think I would have to seriously hurt anyone who cut off my meat and potatoes. Makes me cringe just to think about it. Ouch.

For those of you who don't care. I quit my weekend job. It sucked anyways. Before I walked out I yelled, Fuck you, Fuck you, you're cool, Fuck you! They didn't think it was funny but I couldn't help laughing. I still laugh thinking about it. In any event, my weekends are free now so I think I did the right thing by quitting.
-Hunter July 10

Happy 4th

The other night my dumbass thought I should update while completely drunk. Not happening. I did manage to write a few paragraphs before losing consciousness though. They made absolutely no sense at all. Luckily I didn't upload it. I woke up the next morning and thought, oh shit! I gotta check to see what I was writing about because I've been known to say too much after a few too many. I always get myself in trouble that way. At least here I can always backspace and nobody will ever know, unless I'm too drunk to realize...wouldn't be the first time.

Look at this picture of Jennifer Aniston and tell me that she doesn't look like Bruce Willis with long hair, hell she even has an Adams apple. She filed a lawsuit against some guys for publishing nude photos of her. It's too late now.

Those girls in in the R. Kelly tape weren't underage after all. They just wanted to make a big deal out of it because face it, sex sells. Maybe his career was going down the tube and he needed some publicity or something.

A 29 year-old woman from Connecticut was sent to prison because she dressed up like a 16 year-old boy in order to seduce a 15 year-old girl. That would have made for a much better movie than that R. Kelly crap.

I think I'm gonna go shoot some fireworks at my neighbors house now. Should be fun.

Assface | WasteOfSpace

-Hunter (who else) July 4th