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Archives: December - November - October - Home In The Headlines
This is going to be a shitty post. With
that said lets look at some of the headline news from the past few days. In his first State of the Union, the President said the war on terror is not over, and named North Korea, Iran and Iraq as members of an "axis of evil". Is that anything like Jimi Hendrix's album Axis: Bold as Love? M&M is allowing the public to vote for a new color of their popular candy. You can vote for purple, pink or aqua. I vote for chartreuse.
I guess that's it for the
headlines
today. Maybe I'll be back tomorrow with something worth reading. I've made
it easier for you to email me! See that box on the left that you can type
in...all you gotta do is write what you want to and hit submit and it sends
it to my email. If you want me to write you back you have to include your
email address with the message or I won't know who sent it. AttractiveBabes | SmokinFrogs | InternetGossip | AllUpEnya Money, It's A Gas
I want to hurry up and be a
millionaire. I'm sure it will never happen but I've always felt like I
should have loads of money and no job so I can have plenty of time to spend
all my money. I'm sure you feel the same way too. Do you ever dream of
winning the
lottery and how you would spend it. I have every single penny already
spent. People would say, well he didn't earn that money.
So what! They can
tell their self that on the way to their shitty job while I am laughing all
the way to the bank. Rich people say that money isn't everything. Well give
me all of your money and let me be the judge of that. Maybe money doesn't
make you happy, but all the stuff you buy with it will. I always want to
spend a lot of money whenever I don't have any. This week I had to go to the
doctor and take my car to the shop twice so I'm pretty broke about now.
Cyrus from
DallasPimps is a
cool guy, he's taught me some stuff cause I'm all stupid with computers. Nothing At All Nothing much to say today, sorry. I heard that Kmart is filing for bankruptcy and Service Merchandise is going out of business so I went to both of them hoping that they had 99% off digital cameras but no luck. Damn. I really wanted one too.
Ajay said that it's
impossible to lick your elbow and then he added that over 75% of people who
read this will try to lick there elbow. I can't do it but my brother can and
I've got the picture to prove it,
check it out . ----------WEBMASTERS--------- Drunken Times Do
you remember the hangover remedies I posted last week? I do and I had
the chance to test them out last night and this morning. I just so happened
to have some vitamin B pills laying around so I took one before I started
drinking and all it seemed to do at the time was make my piss neon yellow.
After I was good and drunk and ready to hit the bed I drank a tall glass
of water to dilute the beer and help it pass thru easier (I guess). The
next thing I know it's morning and I'm still drunk. I hate that. I had
to take a few aspirins to get rid of the throbbing headache, took a multivitamin
and started gulping loads of water. All day long I was chugging water
just to see what it would do and I had a classic southern meal for lunch.
The end result is that it's been almost 24hrs since my last beer and I'm
still drunk. Not sick but drunk. It must be the combination of my blood
pressure medicine and the alcohol.
Top Headlines Well it's my birthday today, Happy Birthday to me! lotti freakin da. I'm getting old and it's kind of scary because I don't want to grow up I'm a toy'R'us kid. Even though my toys are getting more expensive they're still just toys. I jumped up and down when I got 4:10 gears and a limited slip trac-loc with 35 spline shafts (oh yeah!) a few months ago. Whenever I get new software I have to click on every button at least once to see what it does, I end up messing it up and having to reinstall it but they're my toys and I want to play with'em. Brendan made me that cool link button over on the right. Everybody should go to his site cause he really is a cool guy. If you want some 13's that are crazy asses you can find them at CrazyAss13. I've added DallasPimps to the dirty south stunaz, apparently they are from Dallas, who knew? Here's some shit that is fucked up crazy. It seems that girls like guys who are a ReallyNiceJerk, so he's got the best of both worlds I guess. I tried to call up 1800Dumbass but I couldn't find the dot(.) on the telephone keypad.
Oh, my brother didn't get me anything for
my birthday even though I'm paying for his car insurance while he is driving
it, thanks bro. Renewal Time Now this is bullshit. I got a letter saying that it is time to renew my drivers license. It's been less than 3 years since I've had it renewed and you only have to have it renewed every 5 years. The last time I renewed it because I got a DUI and it was suspended for a year and then found that it wasn't suspended because of a lesser charge of a DWAI (driving while ability impaired) that was given to me but it was supposed to be taken away because I refused to sign some implied consent form. I ended up getting my license back after 6 months because I applied for a work license so I could at least drive to work and the state said that I shouldn't have lost it in the first place. I don't know, the court system is all fucked up. Anyways back to the story. So I tried to renew my drivers license on the internet which the letter said I could do and after spending 15 minutes entering in all the crap they asked for I clicked on the finish button and then, "page cannot be found"!!!! Man I was pissed. So I started all over and got to the end page again and... you guessed it "page cannot be found". I tried it one more time and it gave me all kinds of errors so I gave up. Today I tried it again and it said "you cannot renew your license now, try back in a few months" What??? a few months? So I called the License Station and they said they couldn't tell me anything over the phone. I drove 20 minutes there just to wait in line for an hour so they could tell me... Your renewal went thru yesterday on the internet. DAMN@
I added
69lix to the dirty south
links. He's got some porn movies..cool! G-host and Goblins I live in this old remodeled house that was built back in the 1800's and over the years people have stopped by to look at it and tell me about how their great grandparent grew up here and let me in on some of it's history. At one point there were slaves living out back in a shack, some old lady came by to show her grandson where she grew up at. She wasn't born into slavery because it had already been abolished but her family were kept as slaves because they wanted to stay with the family that lived in this house. Sometime after that this house was an orphanage with the boys on one side and the girls on the other. There are loads of stories like that but I don't want to bore you with them. Onto the real story now.
Over the past few years I have heard all
kinds of strange noises like footsteps and creaking boards and either they
went away or I just got used to it and it didn't bother me. BUT in the past
week all sorts of strange things have been happening around here. The other
day I was in the bathroom and the lights went out and came back on, just the
bathroom lights and no other ones. I thought it was just bad lights or the
wiring and it could have been, who knows. The other night it was cold
outside and the heat was running inside the house, I went to bed and woke up
freezing cold. When I checked the thermostat it had been turned off sometime
during the night and I didn't do it. Two nights ago I was going to bed and
closed my bedroom door like every night and the next morning the door was
wide open. One night my bedroom door kept closing on its own. It was open
and I hear a noise look at the door and its closing. I've seen things fall
off the kitchen counter or off of a table when they were a foot away from
the edge. I've never seen anything fly around or ghost or anything but this
stuff is weird and it's starting to happen again. I'm sure that more weird
stuff has happened around here but I can't think of it right now. Hangover Remedies Is there really such a thing as a cure for a hangover? If there is I haven't found it yet and I've tried just about all of them. After a long night of drinking (like last night) I feel like shit the next morning. It's not so much a sick feeling but I'm still drunk all thru the next day and I don't know how to get rid of it. Lets explore some possible remedies. Some will tell you that eating bread the next morning will help, it could but it's definitely not a cure and if you are feeling kinda woozy it just might come back up (not good). Some people drink V8, but I don't like that stuff so you'll have to try out that yourself. If you have a headache don't take aspirin with alcohol because it can hurt your stomach and mixing those together to many times can make your stomach bleed and you will be pissing blood, that's never a good thing.
Ok, here are remedies that are said to
actually work:
After all of that do I feel any better
now? Well, actually this morning (sunday) I woke up with a
hangover and ate a
plate full of nachos and had to lay on the couch with my eyes closed hoping
I wouldn't puke. HA Mirror Mirror on the Wall The hottest topic among the e/n sites has got to be the camgirls. There are loads of them and some of them are freakin hot. You can tell that some of them love their self a little too much from their extensive amount of pictures they have, but hey that's what we want to see right...Hell Yeah. Although some of the girls can be very entertaining, the rest are just pictures. If they show any amount of cleavage and are semi decent looking they are instantly popular. It's kinda like getting a playboy just for the stories, yeah right. A couple of the popular ones only update twice a week with one sentence but we keep going back for more, even I go there to read the one sentence. Numbness has a new cam page with some girls you probably haven't seen before and dgnr8 has several camgirl links for your viewing pleasure.
Have you noticed that this site has been
down a lot lately? Hopefully it's fixed now but damn what's the deal. It's
like my host is just flipping switches on/off. It's making me mad fuckers.
Click
on
these
here.
SmittysTop100 AllUpEnya Top50 DGNR8 It's 36 degrees and snowing...which means that all of it will melt until the temperature drops and then everything is incased in ice. fun. If it's gonna be cold it might as well snow. I bet all the schools are closing and the supermarkets are filled completely, but it will all be gone in less than 12hrs so what's the point. Everyone here overreacts when it snows. I did absolutely nothing today besides watch football games. I was trying to take it easy and nurse this hangover that is still lingering. If 4 beers are good then 10 must be better right? That's how I feel whenever I'm drinking. more, more, more. I never know when to stop. I just wake up in the morning and try to guess how many beers I had the night before.
How fun is this...I get to put a new fan
belt on my jeep tomorrow, with no garage and in freezing cold. wow. Lotsa Links Would you look at that...one of my link buttons is on this dudes site. How cool is that, so go check it out. I saw a link to me on this site and there is some nice stuff there too. I don't see how this guy can find the time to make such huge updates everyday. This bikini site (beware of popups) used my link button but didn't save it to his site (not cool) and out of the 6000 people who saw my button since Sunday only 10 have clicked on it. I added a new topsite link and this one a couple of days ago. These have been here but need looking at again. If your still clicking go here and here too. This guy has a cool site and worth checking out. And if you want to read some weird stuff check out this site.
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Holy Shit! I just noticed
that the background on this page is doo doo brown. I always thought it was
sort of a burnt red or orange red and the darker color was just a dark red,
but maybe I'm actually a fecalfeliac and don't know it and I'm subliminally
sharing my sickness with you. I've never played with any of my crap before,
not even with an animals excrements. I almost get nauseous at the site of
scat. See that section on the left, there is always some kind of picture
with a butt in it. Hell, it's called "things not to stick in your butt". I
can only hope that I'm not going to start playing with my own shit...gross. Maybe
they make medication for it. 
