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Get Out Of The Car Tonight at work something sorta strange happened. Some woman I don't know walks in and looks at me and starts to cry. This doesn't normally happen so I didn't know what to do. I ask her if I can help her and she tries to talk but she starts really sobbing so she whispers "Can I tell you something" and I say ok. She says, I agreed to give some guy a ride home and now he won't get out of my car, why she pulled over and told me this is beyond me. So I brought her aside and asked her to tell me what is going on, just to make it seem like I cared. She said that she used to know him and that he was drunk in church today and he asked if she would give him a ride somewhere and now he refuses to get out of the car. She said that she had done everything she could think of to get him out of the car but he still refused. So I said...Look bitch this is your problem so it's time that you leave me alone. Not really but that's what I was thinking. I told her that maybe she should call the police and they would get him out of the car. She thought about it and finally decided to call the police. They show up and try to get the guy out of the car and he puts up a struggle with them. OK...dude is drunk, in a car, wrestling with the cops...for what? I don't know. So they get him out and put him in the back of the patrol car and take him away. I don't know if they arrested him or took him home but the woman is pissed that they took him away and she's all crying and stuff. She turns to me and says...It was your idea to call the cops. WHAT! You stupid bitch, you come into my work crying and asking for help and now your pissed at me. She leaves, I flip her off behind her back and that's it. The End.
Here are some pictures of cars that I thought were
worth sharing. -Hunter Feb 28 I Watched TV
Did you watch the Grammy Awards? I only
saw some of it but damn there were some hotties at this years show. I don't
think
Beyonce has ever looked better and if
Christina was going for the Marilyn Monroe cowgirl stripper look
she go it.
Pamela's boobs are bigger than I remember, they are about the size
of
watermelons now and if
Britney's boobs spread out any farther they will be in her armpits.
This guy had his hands full as usual, lucky bastard. So yeah I
watched the Grammy's tonight. (Orsm) (HoleInThe.Net) (CrazyAss13) Here are some Q&A's that I know you have been dying to ask someone.
Q: What's the difference between love,
true love and showing off?
Q: What's the difference between a bitch
and a hoe?
Q: What's somewhat brown and often found
in children's underpants?
Q: What's the difference between Courtney
Love and Wayne Gretzky?
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
Q: What did the cannibal do after he
dumped his girlfriend?
Q: Which sexual position produces the
ugliest children?
The only person who laughed at those was
that one 5th grader dude. Yeah I know who you are. No Shit Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, and horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else.
Plagiarism at it's best. In Like Forever Wow, it seems like I haven't updated in forever. So what have I been doing while I've been away? I have been checking out camgirl sites. Yeah for real I know. For some reason I like this girl, plus I've talked to her and she's cool. I check out this girls site to see if she has her shirt off or not and it seem she has it off more often than not. These girls here are always hot. I think that this is the only other one worth reading (or looking at), except for her but she's not really a camgirl.
The majority of emails I received about
my dead cat believe that it is Graybo that I found under my house. I
originally thought it was Bast but since you think it's Graybo I trust you. Runaway Cats About 2 months ago one of my cats disappeared and then again last month. They would never just run away and I can't figure out what happened to them. They were both an expensive breed of cat call a Manx, the mother (Bast) was given to me and had several litters. The other one that is missing (Graybo) was from the first litter and also had her own litter recently. So here's the thing. I chased a possum around my house the other day and it went under my house. When I looked under my house I saw the skeletal remains of what appeared to be a cat. Could it be one of the two missing cats? Below are some pictures of both cats and the skeleton I found so you can decide for yourself.
This is a picture of
Bast the mother cat.
Which one is it? -Hunter Feb 19 Do you smell what the rock is cookin?
--All Your Freebase Are Belong To Us-- Will You Be My Valentine Well it's Valentines Day and I don't have anyone to celebrate this joyous occasion with. I guess that means that I will have to eat all of these crusty little sugar hearts all by my lonesome. I try not to indulge on candy that you have to read first and then say, awwww that's so sweet, like the person that gave them to you actually wrote that corny message on there anyways. The only good thing about not having a valentine on Valentines Day is that I won't have to shell out loads of cash just to keep her sleeping with me until the next holiday comes around. I am quite content with the no commitment booty calls.
Did you know that for eight hundred years
prior to the establishment of Valentine's Day, the Romans had practiced a
pagan celebration in mid-February commemorating young men's rite of passage
to the god Lupercus. The celebration featured a lottery in which young men
would draw the names of teenage girls from a box. The girl assigned to each
young man in that manner would be his sexual companion during the remaining
year. Now that's fine if you lived in a village full of victoria's secret
supermodels but I guarantee you that the girls who put their name in that
box had to be desperate because those Romans had some massive freaky orgies
and if they were left out of that there had to be something seriously wrong with
them. Analynn ^ Brendanverse ^ Mr. P'body French Fries I love French fries. I think of myself as a connoisseur of fine French fries. Why do we call them French fries anyway? The French didn't invent them. When I was younger we had two French exchange students and neither one of them knew why we called them French. They had never even heard of French toast. Weird huh. The French call them "Pommes Frites" which means "apples, fried", who knows. French fries are more American than apple pie and hot dogs, which are both German by the way. In England they call them "chips" I don't even know what they call potato chips over there. Let's get on to the French fries from fast food restaurants that I like and don't like.
I can't stand the fries
from McDonald's. Most the time when you get them they are cold but even when
they are hot they still suck. The only good thing about them is that they
are heavily loaded with salt. If they didn't have salt on them they wouldn't
taste like anything at all. Not recommend.
Their fries and not very good either but at least they are better than the ones from McDonald's. If you like plain ole straight cut yellow fries well then these are probably better than most of the regular fast food stops. There are too many other fast food chain stores to list here, but all of their fries pretty much taste the same anyways.
Why in the hell did I just write all of
that about French fries? who knows...
Here are some sites that I have been reading lately Bed-Ridden
I'm sick. I think I had a bit too much of everything
this weekend. Now I feel all shitty. I've got a a chest cold or something
and can't quit coughing. I wish I had more to say but I don't. Maybe I'll be
back tomorrow feeling better. I'm gonna go get back in the bed now. In the
meantime you should click on all of the links around here. *cough* *sniff* Root Of All Evil Oh man, I'm really looking forward to a weekend full of partying. Girls and booze and girls, oh my! It sorta sucks cause I'm just about broke, but I always find a way. Tonight I'm gonna be that guy who is always asking you for a beer and sayin...let me hit that short main. They'll get over it. Don't you hate it whenever you go to a website and they try to trick you into clicking on links that go to pay porn sites or they have banners covering their entire site. I would never go so low as to beg for money from somebody who reads my site. I would be ashamed of myself if I did that, unless people actually did send money, then that would be cool. What I'm getting at is that I have put a couple of banners around this site just to try and justify the time and money I've spent working on this site and I'm not asking you to click on them but I'm just telling you that I'm not some greedy fool out to trick you into making me money. I
think I'm going to start giving guitar lessons again. Did you know that I
played guitar? I don't think I've ever mentioned it before. I've been
playing for about 10 years now just for fun. Anyways, I used to give guitar
lessons but I got so fed up with the dumbass people who couldn't learn
anything I gave it up. I'm in need for some extra cash so I guess I can deal
with them for now. Someday I'll post some of my own music here. We'll see. "Smack dab in the middle of a situation overrun by fools"
Surfing I've spent entirely to much time on the internet the past 2 days reading about web archiving, cache, proxies and stupid stuff like that. Damn its so boring. If I had my cam on I would have had a archive of me growing a beard while sitting right here...now that's sad, and I still couldn't find this site archived anywhere. Hopefully I will find it somewhere someday. I'm actually kinda scared to even update this site cause I might screw it up again. I guess that I lived up to the title "poster boy for stupidity"...ha.
Its been snowing here the past couple of
days and now its all melting away. We don't get to see much snow here in the
south so when it does snow you gotta go out and play in it, which was fun
BTW. Some people who live in the deep south have never even seen snow before
except in pictures. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
While its still cold out I think I'm gonna go lick a metal pole so you know
where I'm gonna be until tomorrow. Numbness | Mistrust | GothInAsia It's Official It has been officially confirmed today that I am an idiot. Yep, it's true. I am a moron. I accidentally replaced this web page with the archives page and then uploaded it to my server. You'd think that this would be easily fixed but believe you me...it's not. All that I lost was just the stuff from January 20th thru February 6th so its not that big of a deal. If you want to read something that I posted in the last 2 weeks...tough shit! I think that eventually it will show up on some web archive site so it'll be ok. Since there is nothing interesting to read around here, why not look at some porn instead. Porn is a safe alternative to reading. Yeah it's shitty but who cares.
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big thanks goes out to the people who tried to help poor ole me. I think I had a few sites linked yesterday so if I forgot you let me know. Redbrain GeorgeTheRabbit AngryFucks Nethitters No Problem I'm stuck. The steering on my Jeep messed up last night so I tried to fix it today, cuz I'm all mechanical and stuff, and I broke off a bolt just as I was fixing it. That one bolt (ball joint) cost me 65 bucks and it won't get here until Monday. What kind of crap is that. I could always catch a ride with somebody but then I would be stuck wherever they go so I might as well stay here tonight and see if anyone shows up. The only good thing about it is that I will have to miss work this weekend because my weekend job requires me to have my own vehicle. So I get to watch the Super Bowl after all. Speaking of work. They just hired a new person at my weekend job. He/She is oddly strange. He/She has short hair, a goatee, small boobs, named Elizabeth and has the voice of a 12 year old boy. I can't figure out if He/She is a he or a she ...like I said, oddly strange. Have you seen this guys stereo system he has in his car? He's got a computer in there. And I thought mine was cool. Damn.
Oh, if your in the mood to check out my favorite
site click
here. Oh Yeah? I had this really funny shit to write about today, but then I forgot, and then I thought I had it again, but no that wasn't it. So I thought I would come right out and tell you that I didn't have anything to post today, but that would be stupid, who would do a dumb thing like that? So actually if you think about it, while I'm telling you that I don't have anything to say, I am actually saying something. Damn I'm stupid.
Oh, I want to thank the people who took
the time to leave me a message. I know it must have been a strain to type
into that little box. You'll get over it. |
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