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Happy New Year

Are you ready for the new year? What does that mean? I don't know. All the new year means to me is that I will see the number 2002 more often and I will have to write it on checks. So what's the big deal. It's a time for everyone to look back and try to change things they wish they had last year. In ancient history they celebrated New Years on the first day of spring which makes a lot more sense because everything is starting to grow and turns green again.

This year I am going resolutionless (is that a word) cause I know I won't stick to it. I know what I got to do.

Since I haven't updated in a few days I've had time to check out some cool sites. You would think that I would have something better to say too huh. Sorry. Here are a few sites worth checking out.
Ajayonline Numbness and the all new Class or Sex Toplist

-Hunter 12/31/2001 1:09am

2001 In a Nutshell

So now that Christmas is gone we can all let out a big sigh of relief. New Years is fast approaching and it's time to turn the bottle up and try to forget how much this year has sucked ass. Not all of it was bad though, if you leave out the falling economy, the Afghan War, kamikaze terrorist and how many people have been killed because of religion...this year was somewhat decent. A lot of famous people died this year too, Aaliyah, Earnhardt, Harrison, Lemmon, O'Connor and Ramone just to name a few. We got a new President this year too if you forgot and every time I see him I still think of the guy from SNL. McVeigh was executed for the Oklahoma City bombings. Barry Bonds broke the homerun record with 73. Everybody was washing their hands and saying the a-b-c's after opening their mail for a while and email viruses were rampant. BUT we only remember the bad stuff, here is a list of all of the good things that happened this year....I can't think of a damn thing and I bet you can't either because most of the good that happened this year was an attempt to make the bad stuff better. Hmmm....
-Hunter 12/27/01 11:06am

The Big Rip Off

This Christmas was a big rip off. I got mostly nothing but I expected nothing. It's about giving though right, well if I get shit I feel like shit. My brother and I decided to open up the Courvoisier and get shitty, and we did, so we got all fucked up and now I'm sitting here hitting the back button and wishing that I didn't eat so much food. I'm feeling festively plump about now. I should go to bed and try to stop all the spinning. Happy Holidaze.
-Hunter 12/26/01 12:06pm

Happy Xmas

So this is Xmas
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Xmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Xmas
For weak and for strong
For rich and the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy Xmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Xmas
And what have we done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so happy Xmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear one
The old and the young

A very Merry Xmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over, if you want it
War is over now
                           (Lennon/Ono)

-Hunter 12/24/01 11:25pm

Sweet

Well I finally got all of my present shopping done, except for one, a friend got me a present and I opened it today because I thought it wasn't much but turns out it was at least 75 bucks so I have one more present to buy and then it's finally over, and I still have money in the bank...sweet.

Speaking of sweet, this girl is super sweet and super hot plus she lives close to me. You gotta love those southern belles.
This guy is cool and he's from the dirty south too.

December 21 is the winter solstice which is the shortest day of the year. I guess that is why it's early and I'm so sleepy.
-Hunter 12/21/01 10:01pm

Christmas Officially Sucks

I don't want to harp on Christmas but it still doesn't feel like Christmas time to me. Mostly because I'm not getting anything so I don't want to go out and buy stuff for other people. My brother and I have intentionally excluded my father and his side of the family from Christmas for the past 2 years. Was that too personal, OK...I'll stop.

The next time one of your friends does something stupid. Tell 'em they have "SCURVY". It's just a funny sounding word. The meaning is "A disease caused by insufficiency of vegetable food" but they won't know what it means. Have a laugh at their expense.
-Hunter 12/19/01 5:15pm

Sports

I was flicking thru the channels today and came across a volleyball game. Normally I would keep on flicking but this was a womens volleyball game and I realized that I only watch female sports just to look at the women and that their looks are more important than the actual game, except for tennis cause it's not as fast paced. Now I'm not trying to discourage girls from playing sports or anything, it's just that if all the girls are hot I will watch the game just because of that. Yeah you know what I'm talking about, you do the same thing too. I'm not a perv, I'm just an honest guy. This is the type of shit that goes through my head on a daily basis. Maybe it's normal....the only normal people are the ones you don't know very well.
-Hunter 12/18/01 2:52pm

Nice Folks

More people have come here this week than ever before, thanks to a few guys who apparently liked this site enough to link me. So I guess I should mention the nice folks who did and forget about the rest of them.
SLAPASS CLASS OR SEX RUBBER ANCHOVIES

If you really want to laugh go here. I have listened to that about 2 dozen times in the past year and still laugh every time.

Somebody needs to buy Analynn that dildo that she begged for and never got. One of them on her wishlist is only $9.95. That's pretty cheap for a Christmas present.
-Hunter 12/17/01 12:21pm

TOO BAD

Well it appears that Britney is not going to pose nude for PETA. I was really looking forward to seeing that. She said that she won't even pose at all now, not even with her clothes on. PETA is saying that she never was going to pose nay-kid in the first place. You can read about it here.

If you haven't already heard about Bonsai Kitten yet don't click that link. These people place small kittens into square shaped jars and keep them there until their bodies are formed into squares. Now that is completely sick. Nobody should ever do that. If this is a hoax/joke it's not very funny. They even hint at placing babies in a jar. Maybe if somebody placed those people in a jar for a while they might think differently.
-Hunter 12/14/01 3:53pm

Rednecks

I live in the southern US and there is a common misconception by people in the northern states that we are all backassward rednecks. It's not true. I've been up north and if you go off the beaten path anywhere in the US you will find some weird people. The only difference is the accent. We (southerners) make fun of rednecks and call each other rednecks because they are funny. When I hear a someone with a strong southern drawl I can't help but smile because it's funny.
Where did the word "redneck" come from? I guess it came from people that had been outside all day and got a sunburn on the back of their neck. In the south the summer is much longer and the winter is much shorter and not as brutal as in the north.
I have decided the break up the different kinds of southerners into categories so we can all understand them a bit better:

The average southerner.
Not considered a redneck but can still understand the southern slang without using it when speaking. Stays away from die hard rednecks because they don't fit in with them. Usually lives in a large city and likes city life.

The small town southerner.
Sometimes says "ain't" and "yall" but still speaks proper. Doesn't consider their self a redneck. Nice people to be around and very friendly. Much like myself.

The good ol' boys.
Speaks with a southern drawl. Usually has a smile and likes to make you laugh. Loves to hunt, fish and wears camouflage on occasion. Owns horses, pigs and cows.

The obvious redneck.
Strong southern drawl. Drives a truck with much rust. Says "shit" and "damn" improperly in sentences. Some dress like Garth Brooks and wears a cowboy hat with boots. Usually live in a very small town. Would pull you out of a ditch. Like to get dirty. Goes to country music clubs and bars.

The back country redneck.
Sometimes hard to understand their speech. Has grease stains on hands and clothes. Wears old overalls or no shirt at all. Starts sentences with "fuckindamnshit" and say it as one word. Drives 20 miles to another county to buy alcohol because it has been banned from their county because of all the drunks. Can't afford to go to the country music bars. Has livestock on property. Hunts because it's cheaper than gas station food.

Did that help at all? I didn't think it would.
-Hunter 12/12/01 2:03pm

Today I went to a locally owned computer store that's kinda run down and has no customers, the only people that work there are the people that own the place. Three 40ish computer nerds that are overweight and wore clothes that went out of style in the early 80's. They were talking about chat rooms and new slang they learned. I swear I was just waiting for one of them to say "LOL"...out loud. Their whole conversation sounded like they were in a chat room. I don't want to turn out like that. Good thing I quit going to chat rooms last year or I might have been sucked in. I think I'm safe for now.
-Hunter 12/11/01 9:25pm

Christmas Spirit

Does it feel like Christmas time to you? Technically we have a couple of weeks but it still doesn't feel like it use to. I think it's the semi warm weather that is doing it for me. Normally I am doing Christmas shopping in the frigid (my nuts have frost on them) cold but this year is different and maybe this is how it will be from now on...warmer. In Australia it's summer time right now and all of these holiday songs that we sing (in the US) have something about snow in them so they have to change the songs to fit the season. Maybe Santa gets to their houses by surfing to the city and using inline skates around town...that would be cool. Maybe once the cold weather kicks in the Christmas spirit will too.
-Hunter 12/10/01 4:33pm

Finally

I was about to give up on the buttons I asked about somebody making for me but finally some came in. I thought I was going to have to make some myself and try to pass them off as from a viewer of the site. These came from RT, thanks bud.

-Hunter 12/08/01 11:47pm

Halfpints for the Homeless

With the Christmas Season fast approaching, it's time once again to think of those less fortunate than ourselves. No, I'm not talking about the handicapped, the Afghan children, or even the guys that empty old peoples drool bucket. I'm talking about the homeless.

Do you honestly think a guy like this is really gonna appreciate a measly hot meal or a few canned goods? Hell, no! So give him something he really wants for Christmas. Cheap hooch. You may already have some at home. They won't mind if it's mostly backwash, they want whatever you can spare.

We all know what these wretched, economically disadvantaged people want for Christmas. So before you go throwing your money away to the perfume counter for your girlfriend, stop by your local liquor store. Plunk down $3, grab some rotgut, and give it to your neighborhood bum on the corner. The light in their beady little bloodshot eyes will warm your heart. Trust me.
Give Booze To The Homeless.
They're Fun To Watch When They're Wasted.
-Hunter 12/07/01 11:25am

Buttons Are Cool

Damn! Mike at allupenya got some cool buttons from fans. I need a cool button too. I don't have the time to make one for myself. Will you make one for me? It would be much appreciated.
-Hunter 12/06/01 4:16pm

beeyotch

YOU TOO BITCH

-Hunter 12/06/01 3:49pm

Jeepers

I don't have anything to write today so instead I'm gonna post a couple pics of my Jeep. Click here and here. I had that license plate on my other car for about 5 years and when I sold it I put it on the front of my Jeep so when you look in your rear view mirror you can read my name. No I'm not a redneck hillbilly I just enjoy off-roading.
-Hunter 12/05/01 6:39pm

The Endless Search

I'm not dead I just haven't found the time to update lately. Football games and work took up the weekend and today was filled with the endless search for better porn. While I wasn't searching for porn I was at a friends house helping him find better porn. Sadly though, I was unable to find any better porn. Maybe tomorrow I'll have some to post.

I got a cam, in case you didn't notice, over on the right. It took me forever to figure out how to make it bigger in a popup window when you click on it (not that you would) but I'm just stupid like that, I guess.
-Hunter 12/03/01 8:37pm

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