Archives of August - December `03

Hindsight is 20/20

Lots of stuff happened this year, I think.

• Gulf War II: The Sequel, attacking the wacky Iraqis'. Shown in households everywhere, so far no real evidence has appeared of WMD and doesn't look to be a success as of right now, but it sure was fun to watch on the tube, it brought a whole new meaning to "reality tv".
• Ahnold da Govenator: bodybuilder turned actor turned politician. Apparently it's acceptable now for celebrities to become involved in politics, all you have to do is star in a few good movies and/or have some songs on the radio and bam you're in.
• Paris Hilton's sex tape: only in America are you famous because you're family is rich, gotta love it though, it's the American dream. Here's how you do it...have a wealthy family leave you a couple hundred mil in their will, make a night vision home porno somewhere along the way, ask Fox to let you have a tv show because you're rich, notify everyone of it all, act like you're embarrassed of the tape, instant success.
• SARS: Symantec Antivirus Removes Sars, you just have to make sure to upgrade your av software often for full protection. A firewall will block the sars ports also, or something.
• East coast power outage: 10 million people had no electricity, how did they survive with no microwave, cell phones, and especially without internet access? I'm still baffled to this day.
• Michael Jackson: He's molesting children again, thats a given though.
• Kobe Bryant: Another celebrity sex scandal. Apparently some girl was entertaining his ding-a-ling and then said it was rape. Verdict still pending.
• Martha Stewart: who cares about what she did.
• Space Shuttle Columbia: Went boom. A small piece of foam broke off and hit the wing, re-entry tore it apart. Microsoft Powerpoint slide was blamed because it was too difficult to read and understand the damage risks.
• Spam: of course we still have spam.
• The biggest news of all...this site was updated about a dozen times this year and it's still here!

That was absolutely everything that happened in `03. Well, at least everything I can remember.
-Hunter Dec. 31 2003

Merry XXX-mas

I take back what I said about Christmas not being fun this year, I've been bitten by the holiday bug and visions of gum drops and suger plum dance in my head. The main reason is because I did 100% of my shopping online. No over crowded malls for me this year. It's almost too easy to sit here and buy presents though, the "buy now" button is just staring at me and the extreme forces of temptation are too great to overcome. Damn you buy now button.

Have you died from the flu yet? No me neither. I went to get a flu shot because they keep on talking about it on the news and I couldn't find anyone to hook me up and I'm too cheap to get the spray so I'm screwed. They said I'd be lucky to get one this season because the manufacturers can't make them fast enough to supply everyone. If you die let me know and I'll write a story about it.

Need some last minute gift ideas for me?

-Hunter Dec. 16

Nothing to read here, Move along

I watched 60 Minutes the other night and they said that more Americans watch porn than watch sports. They said that 800 million porn movies have been rented from video stores. Porn is still taboo and most people hide the fact that they like it, sex sells but porn is hush hush. "Adult Entertainment" helps fund many huge US companies that you never would image are in the adult entertainment business, some big corporate businesses make over 50% of their profits from porn...but you'll never know who because they hide it from the public. Have you seen those in-room adult movies in hotels? Apparently 50% of the guests actually purchase them, resulting in a 70% of in-room profits. Internet porn helped revolutionize online commerce with billing services and streaming video and many technological advances we all use today. So is porn really bad? Who says it's bad? Why are we taught that sexual arousal and stimulation from looking at certain pieces of flesh is immoral and wrong and you're considered a perv if you do? Old society I guess. People who think that life is like 'Leave it to Beaver'. People who think that their way of life is the only way and you should change to their liking. The obscenity laws here were put into place before the VCR came out and the VCR was the first time an adult movie could be brought into the home for private viewing and did not require any community involvement, before that you had to go in public to a movie theater. So what's the point here? I think porn is only bad because someone else told you it's bad, that's maybe one reason it's in such high demand. I'm not saying porn should be totally mainstream, but as long as it's in demand it's going to be big business and will always be here. If you don't like it...don't look at it, but don't force your beliefs on me.

That almost sounded like a "real" article you might read somewhere. Anyway, back to the regular stuff. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? I gained 6 pounds, how is it possible to gain 6 pounds? There's no way I even ate 6 pounds worth of food that day, but yet I still managed to gain it. I did eat a 16oz hambuger ther other day but still, thats only 1 pound. Several months ago I tried that Atkins diet, I'm not fat or anything I just thought I'd try it cause you get to eat all of this high fat food that you normally wouldn't eat. The only thing is that you have to cut out fruits and some vegetable and the biggest thing is bread. Basically you just stop eating carbs and sugar, and some caffiene. I lost about 15lbs in less than 2 weeks, and for the next month nothing happened. So I went off the diet and ate anything I wanted for about 3 months and never gained the weight back, I did stay away from lots of sugar though and still drink mostly water now. I guess Thanksgiving was the tipping point. Was there a point to this story too? Nope. I figure that if there's alot of words here it looks like I'm putting some effort into it and making up for all the crappy updates from the past few months. Did it work?

These links are probably old news, but if you haven't seen them, they're new to you.
Google has different languages to choose from, hacker, piglatin, the unknown, elmer fudd, klingon, bork, the google calculator, voice search?, they've got all kinds of stuff.
Would you rather have a bigger penis or world peace? Shocking results, or is it.
OutKast is being sued.
Pictures from NASA of natural disasters and stuff.
Check your browser.
-Hunter Dec 9

Hey ya, shake it like a polaroid picture

Who is the hottest TechTv chick?

Christmas is coming around way to fast this year. The holiday season used to be exciting and couldn't get here fast enough, now it's all about dodging family members and sucking down booze to make it go by faster. I'm not a scrooge or anything, it's just not what it used to be. For Thanksgiving I'm telling one whole side of my family that I'm going to Florida so I won't have to go eat with them, is that bad? I always have an excuse, but they'll get over it. Oh well, grin and bear it, grin and bear it.

You know what I do? I write several little stories to post here from time to time and then when I have a few of them I post them all at the same time. I come back and read what I wrote and half the time I erase them because they are no good. You might say...but Hunter these stories you post suck, and I might tell you that you're right, but think about this...for me to erase the bad ones means that you're getting the good stuff here and if you think these suck think again, you don't even want to see the others.

I've found some decent "adult" sites that are worth looking at
         

Lets go ahead and see what links we've got to share.
80's lyric Quiz (I scored 71.5, I'm ashamed)
Special numbers
The online fake nudie image detectives
Play dead?
Wacko Jacko recent mug shot
Cool dock bar for windows
MyTunes for iTunes, or maybe iTunes iSbogus
-Hunter Nov 21

I hit the CTRL key, but I'm still not in control!

It seems that this site has breathed it's last breathe and will have to be shut down because of lack of interest. Are you scared? You shouldn't be, cause you're on scare tactics! Or, you've just been punk'd or some other reality show. Scare you later.

Have you been following all the internet security stuff lately? Patch this, upgrade that, block all ports, sacrifice a goat on top of your hard drive and make a boot disk with it's blood on it...etc etc. Seems like nowadays people use the internet for stealing or corrupting information instead of what it's purpose is, it's just another form of terrorism. I saw on tv some foreign teenage girl who's a virus writer, she said she does it because the flaws shouldn't be there and if she screws up someones computer and/or life, oh well shit happens. So that means that you could hit her in the face with a bat and while she on the ground with a broken jaw and no teeth and asks why you did that, you can justify it by saying she was asking for it because she shouldn't have had her face exposed without a helmet and maybe hit her in the face again and say...oh well shit happens.

If you have been worried about security but don't know what to do about it, try these anti- virus/trojan/spyware/whatever, they're mostly all free or have evaluation trials. Spybot S&D, SpySweeper, TrojanHunter, HiJackThis, AATools, PestPatrol, SpywareBlaster, TDS3, Mozilla Firebird, and here's some info and online scanners, blackviper, security, pcflank, java, ports, symantec scan, trojanscan, pandascan, housecall, avast, stinger, sygate scan. Wow, thats like a couple of days worth or stuff there, bet you're paranoid now arent'cha?

I get jingles stuck in my head every once in a while, I figure why not try to stick one in your head too.
I, love, football on tv, shots of Gena Lee, and hangin' with my friends....and twins.
I, love, quarterbacks eatin' dirt, pompoms and short skirts, fans who won't quit...and and twins.
And I love you too, here's to football.

I went to a chinese restaurant the other night with a friend and I always like reading the fortune cookies you get at the end of the meal, even though it's crap I still like it. Well we both got the same one! What are the odds of that happening? It said "You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems" sounds like they need to tackle the problem of coming up with some more fortunes for their cookies.

My internet was so messed up there for a couple of weeks, probably do to those viruses turning peoples computers into email servers. So I called my ISP to asked them what's up, they sent some idiot out to my house to diagnose it and he didn't even know what he was doing. I had to teach him how to find problems and I don't even know what I'm doing. He was doing everything wrong and then acting like he was getting information from it and telling me about it. After listening to him for a while I finally showed how to use simple commands that everyone already knows, except for him. Later my ISP sent me a message saying they've upped my bandwidth to 2Mbps for the problems we've had. My internet is slower now.

Remember how in the last update I said you could send me something to post for this update? Well a few people sent in some stuff, mostly unoriginal stuff I've seen before, but here's some of it anyway...

The paomnnehil pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, theolny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh?

A couple of links that were sent in,
HoleInThe.Net is back
a flash site
Send an email to the future you
How to cheat at solitaire
Cyber beg
Digital pic retouching
-Hunter Oct. 20

A life? Cool! Where can I download one of those from?

I wrote this huge thing about the RIAA but then realized that I don't want to give them a reason to come after me too. I don't have $900 million just laying around so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut.

I've figured out how to make it rain. I've always heard other people say that they can make it rain but never believed them until now. I am truly gifted to have this power at my fingertips. I'm even for hire now, I can come to your town and make it rain there for the right price. Here's how it works...I'll drive to where you live, bring my cleaning supplies, and proceed to wash my car. Discounted rates apply if you want to help with the washing. Keep in mind that this is only a short rain just enough to get my car dirty again. If you want an all day rain, we'll have to bust out the chrome polish, wax, etc etc.
Note: This won't work for you because if you wash your car there will be no rain for at least 2 weeks. Only I have the power of rain!

For a few days in a row I kept hearing noises from the corner of my room and thought it was a mouse and I was going to have to set a trap to catch it. Well one day I got tired of hearing it and decided to investigate. So I went over there to the corner where it was dark and lifted up a bag and what did I see?...a snake staring right back at me. I thought it was a rattler because it was beating it's tail on a plastic bag and sounded like one, my eyes were still adjusting because it was dark over there and I couldn't see it so I didn't know. Turned out to be small but makes me wonder if there are more in here wanting to play ass grab in the middle of the night or something.
Cats playing with it video.

No links or funny pictures this time, except for the adult links on the bottom left. Like I said before, I'm lazy. Actually I just don't have time but I've got some ideas for the next update. More "update now" hate mail came in, why don't you give me something and I may put it in the next update...maybe
-Hunter September 19

Once A Month Baby, Yeah

Apparently this site is only getting updated once a month now. It wasn't intentional, it's mostly because I'm just a lazy bum, there I said it. The hate mail I've received because of not updating led me to conclude that yes I'm a lazy bum. Thanks for telling me something I already knew. Lets take a look at a couple of the more colorful emails shall we.

"What are you updating monthly now? What are you a fucking looser, why not just trash the whole site? Go fuck yourself."
"You suck now you used to have cool shit and update all the time."
"Update your site already you lazy fucker. My job is boring enough"

And a few to even it out,
"I really like your web page. I must say it not dull like the other porn site. You know what I can't even call your site porn cus really has a lot more insite. Keep up the awsome job!"
"send me more pictures of thing u shouldn't stick in your ass"
"A refreshingly, topical and amusing site! Keep it coming"
"Your shit is cool"

Now onto the much anticipated and highly important update about absolutely nothing.
You know that heart beat thing you get sometimes in a muscle that just starts twitching for no reason? Well I've had that in one eye lid for a about a week now and it's driving me insane. I feel like everyone that looks at me can see one of my eyeballs jumping around trying to pop out of my head. I think it's called blephrospasm, anyone know of a cure? I may have to just cut it off.

Whoa check it out, the Retina Journal. They spelled it wrong but whateva.
There is even a group of retnuh's out there, retnuhgroup.
Someone registered retnuh.net, doesn't matter though.

Oh, listen to this. The other night I was just sitting around getting kind of hungry and was wondering I had to eat. I was sitting there thinking about it when the phone rang and it was domino's. They called me and asked if I wanted a free pizza. Hah! They totally read my mind. All he wanted to know was if I like pizza and to call him after I ate it and tell him what I thought about it. I'm getting hungry again, I think I'm gonna go meditate and think really hard about free food.

Do you want to see some digital pictures I've taken? Doesn't matter, I'm gonna post some anyway. It's not like I'm a pro photographer or anything, I just figured that since I've got a thousand or so pics laying around, I might as well post some.

It's been so long since this site has been updated that I've forgotten how to do the e/n blogger thing. Am I supposed to be negative and say everything sucks, or am I supposed to be hyper and act like I'm the super coolest? I forget. I guess it doesn't matter cause the fact that I'm updating is enough for me.

I love animals that play instruments
The ejaculator counter
Go ahead and Jump
Free porn
More free porn
Online sex addict questionaire
-Hunter August 14

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