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April
Archives: Randomness, Babbling, The Usual I've been doing the rounds checking out the cam girls like I do every couple weeks, to be politically correct we will call them girls with cams. It's really not fair because all they have to do is sit back and be pretty to have a popular site and us guys have to work at it. If I had boobs, trust me I would show them to you but I'm a dude so it doesn't work like that, at least I hope that's not why you're here. Below are just a few of the "girls with cams" that I thought were alright to share with you. So yeah, check'em out and see if they are naked or something.
You know all of those email viruses you've been getting lately. Yeah the Klez ones. Well I've been getting loads of them too and apparently they are not designed to mess up your computer. They are designed to piss off your friends and coworkers...ect. So if you get an email from a friend that is blank or says it's a fun new game, just delete it and don't take it personally. You can read about it here.
<<PLUGS>>
Things to do today: Write check to self and deposit
it...hmmmm? What Is E/N?
Since you people keep coming back here, I had to up
the bandwidth a bit. So maybe now I can start posting more pictures for your
enjoyment. Sounds good to me.
<<The Plugs>> -Hunter April 26 Thieves In The Night Since it's all warm now I took the top off my Jeep yesterday and cleaned it up all nice. I even used Q-tips and a toothbrush detailing it. I parked it right in the middle of my front yard last night so all the pollen and tree spunk wouldn't get on it over night. Well, about 1am I realized that I left something out there and when I went outside. I could see a shadow behind my Jeep. The middle of my yard is very dark so it was hard to tell what it was, but then some guy comes walking thru my yard towards me and I said, what the fuck are you doing? He says that his car broke down and he needed to use the phone. So seeing that it was very dark and I really couldn't see that he was doing anything wrong, I gave him the benefit of the doubt. He calls one of his friends but he never asked him for help. He go back outside and starts walking in the direction he came from and I go inside. As soon as the door shuts he takes off running the other direction so I go back outside and run to the road. I can hear him yelling, get in the car lets go, and a car starts up, so I go running after him thinking that he must have been trying to steal something out of my Jeep but they spin out and take off. I checked my Jeep but nothing was gone. I guess I went outside right when he got there. I hit redial on my phone and wrote down the number he called and did a reverse lookup on the internet, called that guy back but he wouldn't tell me anything. I know where his friend lives now and he mentioned on the phone that he knew a guy that lives down the street that I know too. So since I'm vengeful I may try to find him and get him back.
He kinda looked like one of these Japanese Stunaz
::Links::
::Wacky
News:: Higher ozone levels may lower sperm count? Laid off stripper fills strip club with tuna. Supermodel quotes. See they are more than just nice looking.
::New Plug'em Ups:: Here is another strange fact about myself. During the winter when the humidity is low. I can produce a bolt of electricity from my finger to an electrical appliance measuring almost 1 inch. -Hunter April 23 Blood, Sweat and Tears It seems like I haven't updated in forever, so I should have loads to talk about but I don't. I've just been working day and night busting my ass to make a buck. I felt that since I worked so hard I deserved to go out and buy myself a little prize, so I got a new computer. Oh yeah, that's right. I'm happy, I'm a dork. Thank you. Since I don't really have anything interesting to talk about, I shall share with you a couple of strange facts about myself. I'm sure that you don't want to know this stuff but in the honor of the all mighty e/n, I will force it upon you.
i have never played scrabble If I think of more I will add them later.
I have spent hours trying to get my
webcam installed. I would have taken some pics of the guitars and amps but
apparently XP doesn't like old hardware. I've been thru a maze of help pages
and trying to install this and that, just to find out that my webcam cannot
be installed on Windows XP. Ummm...whats the point? The Neck Of A Red All folks tawk funny, don't dey? Yes suh, aftah listenin' to the speech uv people frum all ovah, ('n not hardly undahstandin' half uv what deywuz tryin' to say) I have decided thet folks definitely do tawk funny everwhair... everwhair except in the Sowth! Heah, yawl will discovah thet the English language iz spoke like it oughta be spoke. Now this may cum az a surprize to the ones of you thet have heard the mountain 'n Suthern dialect made fun uv... this we undahstand, haz taken place in a few scattered instanced. Don't pay no 'tanshun to them whut poke fun at us cauz this iz a result uv jist plain jelosy on thair part. Upin heahin' yawl's furst southern conversayshun, yew will, no dout, becum slitely confused ovah sum uv the language thet reaches yo ears...yawl will think yuh know the meanin' at furst, only to have yoah brain inform yew thet it reely didn't know whut wuz sed at all. Now don't fly into a nervus tizzy 'n be discouraged becauz this heah iz not unusual fur fahunahs and it will take yuh only a short while to discuvuh thet in the Sowth, the South Ah sed, a wurd just mite have several meanin's. We do this on purpose cauz if'n yuh take the time to lairn a word and how to spell it, then yuh ought to use it az much az possible...right?! No offense intended. If you like the song Chop Suey, you should see this
Do you know what time it is? It's peanut butter jelly
time. I've known this guy for over ten years now. He's always been a playboy, ladies man type of guy. He has girlfriends in the surrounding cities and states also. He recently ran into loads of money and bought him a large house and nice cars. He sometimes has two girls living with him at any given time. Which makes what he did more difficult to believe. With the extra money he has now, he bought himself a computer and discovered online communities and chat rooms, ect. He found out about online mail order bride sites and decided to have some fun with them. After several back and forth emails with some of the girls from a Russian site, he got to know one of the girls and liked her enough to asked her if she wanted to come over here and live with him. He had seen pictures of her and she was really nice looking, I saw them too. Of course she said yes, anything to get out of Russia because the Government picks their occupations for them, or something like that. She was some sort of doctor and didn't want to do that, plus I don't think it is the greatest place to live anyways. He tells her that she better look like the girl in the picture or he will send her back. She buys her own plane ticket and hops on a plane asap. So he goes to the airport and waits for his sexy Russian girl to arrive, but he doesn't see her get off the plane. And then a short, fat, ugly girl walks up to him and says, It's Me. He's in shock and says, Your not the girl in the pictures. She says that she gained some weight but she is the same person. He tells her that he didn't want a fat girl and she should have told him this before she came. He said that he had told her that she better look like the girl in the pictures and turns to walk away. She starts crying and tells him that she spent all of her money on the plane ticket and can't afford another one to get back home. He said, you should have thought of that before you came and he starts walking away. She is sobbing and yells out (in broken English), where am I going to sleep and how will I get back home. He just shakes his head and walks away, leaving her at the airport. Never seeing her again.
I can't believe someone would do that. If
I had of been there I probably would have asked her if she wanted to stay
with me or something. We could have made a BBW fetish movie...hehe. Pants On Fire
Two years ago I signed up for one of those CD
scams. Where you get 20 cd's for 1 cent. This was before I used napster
and made my own. I had to use a
fake name and a relatives address to sign up this time because I
screwed them back when I was 14. I had my mother call them and tell
them they were idiots for giving cd's to a 14 year old who wasn't old enough
to get a job to pay for them. So this time around I used my grandmothers
address and I totally forgot that I had to buy 4 more cd's and she never
told me that they were sending me mail. I finally got my
2 foot tall stack of mail today. They were
saying how they wanted to
bend me over and have their way, so I wrote them an email saying that I
am 14 (hehe) and that it is not possible for me to get a job to raise the
money they need and that I will pay them whenever I can. Maybe they will
fall for it. I just can't find any cd's that I would actually pay for from
there shitty selection.
If you haven't heard yet, NYC Mayor Bloomberg was asked if he had ever smoked marijuana, he replied "You bet I did. And I enjoyed it." Finally an honest politician. Lets see how long that lasts.
Places
you
should
go
and
visit -Hunter April 9 Time for Change
Speaking of being back to normal, it's that time again to change our clocks. I never know if we are in daylight saving time or standard time. All I know is that when the days get longer (summer time) we have to change our clocks so the daylight hours are even longer. I'm still confused. I think it's all political but supposedly by changing to daylight saving time it actually cuts down on energy, death and even crime. Less electricity for lights, less traffic accidents and since most crime is committed at night you are less likely to be robbed by a crack head who is just trying to support his habit. The sun is a mighty powerful ball of fire. If you want to hear exactly what time it is right now, click here. Rexmag has the goods.
Am I the only person that uses one of
these? Non Binge Weekend
Have you heard about this new drug that gives you an acid like trip but is legal? You try it first and then let me know what happened, ok.
:AllUpEnya
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