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Word of the Day...Puta

I don't know why I keep telling you stuff about what goes on in my daily life but I'm about to do it again. Ok? Plus I don't really have anything to write about so suck it up and deal with it puta. So anyway, my mom had some party the other night and said she had a case of beer left over asked and if I wanted it. Umm hello, I'm a beer-aholic, stupid question, of course I want it, puta.

Fathers Day was a couple of weeks ago or something. I got my dad a gift certificate from FYE, because that's what his cheap ass gets me for my birthday and stuff, puta! I found out yesterday that he went and got the new Eminem CD. How strange is that? He has every Pearl Jam, STP and Dave Matthews albums but Eminem? Kinda weird for an old fart.

¡Esto es un Infierno de un camello le pisotean se puso allí, la puta!
(That's a Hell of a camel toe you got there, whore!)

Yo no me reiría. ¡Su madre pensó esto era grande, la puta!
(I wouldn't laugh. Your mother thought it was big, whore!)

¡El tipo, tráigame una cerveza entonces no tengo que subir de mi puta.
(Dude, bring me a beer so I don't have to climb off my whore.)

No se mueva. Iré le consigo un trapo la puta.
(Don't move. I'll go get you a towel, whore.)

CartoonMe | TheRut | B-ill | Spaff

-Hunter June 25

Accidental Baldness

I accidentally shaved my head. For real. I've got one of those hair clipper things where you put different guards on for different lengths. Well I put on the 1/8" guard which is pretty short it self and began to cut. I cut a mohawk first and we laughed, then I cut that off and gave myself a mullet, laughed again, but when I picked it back up and started to cut it felt different so I looked in the mirror and I had gouged it all the way down to my skin. Apparently the guard I put on there had fallen off the last time I laid it down. I couldn't just leave it gouged like that so I went ahead and shaved it all off. I guess this is what it would be like to be bald. I took a couple snaps of my brush with baldness, here and here. At least it'll grow back!

News, Links, Stuff..
Find a strip club near you! Is strip club one word or two? I don't know.
Here is a strange collection of anti masturbation devices.
Do you fart too much? Or make noises on the toilet?
Have you ever seen a picture made by a vagina? You have now.
Ever wanted to be a whore but didn't know where to start? This should help you out.
I found all of those crazy sites at whigham.org lots more there too.
Need porn? check out LinkToPink.

If you are click happy, click on these topsites
StileProject - IWANG - LuckyBlow (pornsite)

-Hunter June 13

What's The Dealy Yo

What is the deal with Massachusetts? I mean, when I first found the whole E/N scene I swear I thought that every website was from Mass. That's why we started The Dirty South to find some southern sites, which I didn't think existed, but we found out that there are just as many down here as well just not as well known. Anyways back to Mass. I used to watch CourtTV all the time and almost all of the crazy cases were from Mass. Cross dressing doctors who kill their wives, guys who shoot up their offices because Hitler told them too, chester molester priests, that hockey guy who killed another hockey dad at practice, another doctor who killed his wife and they told about his every move on porn sites and sex chat rooms. The list goes on and on. Now to top it off, TV produces said damn this place is fucked up, lets have a TV show about it. So they started Boston 24/7.

I don't have anything interesting to say so I'll tell you about my good samaritan act the other night. I was in an apartment complex it was about midnight and I was outside about to leave when I saw a little girl who was about 4 years old in the street with no adults around. I walked over to her and she said, daddy?, and started to cry. I pulled her out of the street so she wouldn't get hit by a car and took her door to door trying to find her apartment. She said she couldn't find her dad and I figured he just left while she was asleep and would be right back. I finally found one with the door open and she said it was it was the right one. I told her to wait inside and her dad would be back soon then I heard him say from inside, do you want me to beat your ass and then he saw me and said what are you doing and I told him that I found her in the street and he said, ok..like it was no big deal and shut the door. Drunken idiot. He could have at least given me 10,000 dollars for finding her and bringing her home. What is the world coming to.

Oh yeah. I got my headers the other day and put them on but the converter pipe wouldn't fit properly so I'll have to wait till monday to take it to a muffler shop that will work on my exhaust cause it is umm modified and I've only found one place that will work on it. Here is a picture of the new and of the crack in the old.

Ever been to DaGimp or TheWebShite? Go to them anyways.
Oh and NotSoClear is NotSoMore. He was a Dirty South member too. Damn.
-Hunter June 9

Back In The Swing

Man, I need to get back in the swing of things and start updating this site more often. It's been less than a week but for some strange reason I feel bad about not updating it. I feel like I'm letting you down by not giving you useless crap to read and look at. Oh well, you'll get over it. With that said lets see what weird stuff I found today.

There is going to be a TV show about who has the best beer nation.
The next time you're at a bar, here is a list of bar magic tricks to do while you are drunk.
Do you know your celebrity tongues?
Don't these people look so happy with water pouring out of their nose.

The other day I was listening to the Creed song My Sacrifice and came up with my own lyrics.
When you are with me,
I pee,
I tinkle, on your feet
Although all the others, don't mind,
You can pee on me,
If you're so inclined,
But it's my sacrifice

Haha... No, I'm not into watersports. That is just what came to mind.

As for sites, lets see. Mr.P'body has a new layout. Well damn, that's it. Everything else is the same ole same ole.
-Hunter June 4

Quality Stuff

Not a lot has been going on lately. Just work. Damn work. Business is about to slow down pretty soon so I'll have extra time to do quality stuff like look at porn and update this site more often. Ya know, stuff that really matters.

So now it's all nice and warm out and what have I been doing? Trying to shake this cold I picked up last week. The only good thing was that the doctor gave me some hydrocodone cough medicine (sizzurp) that definitely made it easier and more *cough* enjoyable.

I've been doing the cam girl rounds again and the prettiest and nicest one has got to be the girl from Sweet Perfection. Damn she's hot...and legal too. Woohoo!

Personal news...ummm...wait all of has been personal news hasn't it? anyways. The 2 year old headers on my Jeep broke. Expensive ones too. They want me to take them off, ship'em to California and wait 2 weeks for them to send me a new one. All while my Jeep is torn apart and not drivable. I don't think so, not if they are going to break in another 2 years. So what I did was I bought some Borla headers which are stronger. When they get here I will take the broke ones off and ship them back, put on the Borla ones and wait for the replacement to get here so I can sell it on eBay. If anyone has a Wrangler that wants to buy some over priced headers that will ~~break~~ in 2 years, just let me know cause I can hook you up.

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-Hunter May 29

Just One of Those Days

Damn I wish I had a digital camera! One of these days I'm gonna break down and finally get one. There are so many times were I wished I had one. Like today for instance, I was driving down a back road and saw someone cutting their grass. That doesn't sound so strange, but they were cutting it with a full sized Chevy van that was pulling a mower deck with a engine on it. Uh huh, redneck style.

A few things that have been bugging me lately:
Why is it that when you prepay for gas they stop it with 40 cents left and then it goes so slow from then on 61...62...63. Why don't they just stop it at how much you paid for?

Why did Taco Bell stop making chili cheese burritos (formerly known as chilito)? I ate those things almost religiously for the past ten years and then one day they said "We don't have that anymore". I was so pissed that I cussed out the drive thru lady and threw a empty bottle at the microphone. I still go there and try to order one and when they say no I drive off. Hopefully they will see their mistake and bring it back.

How do they make the green or blue shaving gel turn white and foamy when you move it around? It's some David Blaine magic.

Go check out procrastination! He's Dirty and from the South so he's been added to The Dirty South.

Oh, I finally got an Xbox. I haven't played a real video game in over a year. Just got it for a rainy day.

Lets see what going on in the internet world this week. Confound has some nice flash stuff among other goodies like always. Nethitters is back from vacation, with pictures. Holeinthe.net has a new layout with the ever popular topsite list in full view and Makesmeangry is full blown e/n. Dumpsterfunk was added to the Dirty South so go and check it out. Umm, that about raps it up.
-Hunter May 19

Herbal Essence

A while back I mentioned something about the "drug" salvia divinorum and how it's supposed to be the new LSD or something. I asked for someone to try it and let me know what happened. Well, a few days after I wrote that some guy wrote me an email telling me about his experience with it and I forgot to post it. This is what he had to say about it.

Grant writes:
I can tell you a bit about my experiences with this stuff.
It seems pretty harmless and perhaps not as big a trip as acid, but for
a few seconds you experience a kind of floating in a void sensation and a
giggly vibe.
Visuals are kind of there but evasive. The idea is to have a dark and
soft environment to get the full effect. Totally relaxed and at peace.
These are my smoking experiences and they were fun, though you had to
smoke a fair amount. I have a naturapath friend that swallowed a whole packet
of the stuff and tripped for a few hours, and he swore by it. Though, I've
also seen him drink three pints and down a six-pack of Red Bull and then
terrify the garden goths with a show of nude-sword wielding ballet with
operatic grunts. Crazy damn Goths!

Good luck w/ the drinking thing, it matches mine a bit.
Grant

This stuff is more expensive than weed. But you can buy it in regular or extra strength.

-Hunter May16

Da TV Is On

There has only been one TV show that I have followed this whole season without missing an episode and it's The Amazing Race. Ok, now that I think about it maybe 2, but that is the show that I really want to see each week. It looks like so much fun to travel around the world. They traveled 52,000 miles thru 5 continents. I wanna be on this show, but I'm not well traveled enough to make it I don't think. A more likely candidate for me would be Survivor but since they always vote off the girl with the big boobs or the nice looking ones close to the beginning what's the point in trying to make it to the end? Boobs or a million, boobs or a million. Maybe with a million I could get me a hooker with some nice boobs. Or I could see some boobies for free. Hmmm, decisions decisions.

Oh, The Amazing Race was over tonight and Chris and Alex won, the wicked Bostonians. But I wanted Blake and Paige to win.

Star Wars episode 2 opened tonight at midnight, the only reason I know this is because some friends stopped by before they went and told me. I found out that some people I know even camped out last night at the theater so they could get tickets. Honestly, I don't see the big deal but that's just me.
-Hunter May 15.

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Is This Part of Getting Old

I'm falling apart. I woke up at 5am cause I had to piss and I feel this pain in my knee. I reach down to feel it but my arm is asleep from sleeping on it weird. I start hobbling to the bathroom bumping into everything along the way and further injure myself. So there I was in the bathroom at 5am still sort of wobbly from the beer the night before, on one leg with one arm looking into the mirror thinking how pathetic this situation is.

Oh, I finally got my webcam working on XP so I took some pics of my guitars and amps, if you wanna see.1 2

I've also started a page called "People that have never heard of retnuh.com" just a few pics there now but hope to get at least one more sometime in the next few years.
-Hunter May 12

Work Again

For the past few years I have worked 2 jobs. One for only about 10 months out of the year and the other just a few days a week. I have 2 jobs cause I get bored doing the same thing all the time so I do a little here and a little there. It doesn't take much for me to get by in this world and I have never really cared about making lots of money before but this year is somehow different. It's not that I need extra money, I think that I am just becoming greedy and I don't really know why. Everybody is greedy to some extent and I guess that's not necessarily a bad thing either. If you stop and think about it you're greedy too. You work hard at doing the best at your job so you can make more money so you can have more stuff. Yep, we're all some greedy sons of bitches.

Have you noticed that other peoples stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?

I'm doing that random thing again, I can't help it. This is how information is passed from my brain to here.

I'm gonna archive this page soon so it will load faster. No really I will, soon, I swear.

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-Hunter May 7

Nothing Special

I took off from work today, I can do that because I am my boss, how great is that. There is not much to do while everybody else is at work though. So here I sit (all broken hearted, came to shit and only farted).

A couple of guides for men:
The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy
The Guide for All Men
and the Definition of "Gasm"

The Interweb seems to get boring at times, maybe it's just me. I come home all tired from working all day (I'm lazy and any type of work makes me worn out) and check out what's going on with the net people. I don't plan on staying long cause I'm so tired but I end up staying for hours. Soon, my sleepiness turns into a zombie like state. Not sleepy but not really awake either. It's like I got my internet fix and sort of reached that certain point where I plane out and become the internet zombie again. By this point I can't just go to bed cause my eye's are locked in the open position, tv is only commercials by now, and real people....no, they are either asleep or drunk at this hour.